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SHREWD DUDES<br />

If you're the sort of person who<br />

likes throwing an almighty strop<br />

and chucking stuff about to get attention<br />

then this is the game for<br />

you! You can pick up almost<br />

everything in the game except<br />

the backgrounds - rocks, bins,<br />

lamp posts, rubble and almost<br />

every single bad guy! There's<br />

even a point in the game where<br />

you're attacked by tanks and<br />

yes, you can pick them up too.<br />

Throwing a tank is not only impressive,<br />

it's also very effective,<br />

destroying almost anything in its<br />

path. What a hoot! Getting anywhere<br />

in the game is virtually impossible<br />

without learning how to<br />

throw and it lakes quite a bit of<br />

practice but it's worth it to chuck<br />

- your weight about - or somebody<br />

else's as the case may be<br />

Along the hazard-strewn path you'll get quite a lot of stuffing<br />

kicked out of you. This would be a very big problem if it wasn't<br />

for the handy Coke machines lying around in the rubble. When<br />

you come across one and give it the kicking it so richly deserves,<br />

out pops a can of cola! Slugging this back tops up your energy<br />

levels and you can drink as much of the stuff as you like.<br />

Of course, in two-player mode the competition for the cans is intense.<br />

Throwing your pal around as he's about to reach full energy<br />

is a laff riot. The cola machines also turn up at the end of<br />

every level, giving you a chance to beef up your energy levels<br />

even more. Hurrah!<br />

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LEWD DUDES<br />

The evil dudes who attack you<br />

during the course of the game<br />

come in various guises, none<br />

more hilarious than the evil<br />

Santa clone! This guy was working<br />

in a department store when<br />

the holocaust happened and as a<br />

result he turned blue and got<br />

very nasty. He attacks furiously<br />

but he's very small and quite<br />

easy to beat. His mates are lust<br />

as silly - including psycho cabbies1<br />

armadillos and a Terminator<br />

clone. This guy attacks in the<br />

guise of a human, but a good<br />

kicking soon reveals him to be a<br />

cyborg who will pull off his own<br />

head and throw it at you. Pretty<br />

stupid, huh?<br />

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Two Crude Dudes might sound<br />

like a pretty stupid name for a game<br />

- but it's not half as stupid as the original<br />

tarcade game, which was called Crude<br />

busters,We all know what a crud is.<br />

but what's a crude exactly and how<br />

do you bust one? Would you really<br />

want to if you knew<br />

how? Does any<br />

body really care?<br />

REVIEW<br />

By some miracle I<br />

missed out on the Two<br />

Crude Dudes coin-op,<br />

which is a pity - because<br />

if it's anything like this I<br />

think I'd have been a tad<br />

impressed by its funpacked<br />

beat 'em up action!<br />

I may not have<br />

been too overawed by<br />

the graphics, mind you - these Megadrive<br />

sprites are a bit on the square side and<br />

don't animate all that fluidly. Still, the idea<br />

of smashing up the vending machine to<br />

nick the cans of drink is well done, especially<br />

the Batman-like "Whack!" and<br />

llThwock" flashes which appear with each<br />

hit. Lots of baddies to smash to a pulp and<br />

tons of weapons to pick up like concrete<br />

blocks, lamp-posts and even old cars all<br />

adds to the fun. Sound is above average,<br />

but after being treated to the sonic feast of<br />

Streets of Rage I was quite frankly left<br />

wanting. This isn't the best beat lem up on<br />

the Megadrive - Streets Of Rage still holds<br />

that accolade and probably will for quite a<br />

while but if you've got that and are looking<br />

for a thumping new challenge then Two<br />

Crude Dudes should see you alright for a<br />

while,<br />

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GRAPHICS • 8 9<br />

SOUNDS 8 8<br />

PLAYABILLIN 90<br />

LASTABILITY 8 5<br />

1 OVERALL 89

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