Computer + Video Games - Commodore Is Awesome
Computer + Video Games - Commodore Is Awesome
Computer + Video Games - Commodore Is Awesome
You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles
YUMPU automatically turns print PDFs into web optimized ePapers that Google loves.
Tr s THE SAD BLAG<br />
Dear YOB,<br />
Sob, sob! Oh woe is me! My dear old<br />
Grandmother is very ill indeed She<br />
has a rare form of the incurable I<br />
need a hundred quid to go to Disney.<br />
land" disease. Having contacted<br />
some of the top medical minds in the<br />
western world, I have discovered that<br />
the only treatments tor this horrible<br />
condition are as follows, 1. Stroking<br />
the patient's curtain rings with a golden<br />
chisel, 2. Applying Vit's Vaporub<br />
to all articles of a dentist's clothing 3.<br />
Giving the old lady a hundred quid.<br />
After attempting to rob several banks<br />
and building societies armed only<br />
with a parrot and a Sonia album, I<br />
came to the conclusion that only one<br />
person in this universe had the<br />
power to bring this old lady back from<br />
the brink It's you YOB, that I entrust<br />
with this mighty responsibility - simply<br />
because you have the largest<br />
slick-on Garfield on Brazil. So, just<br />
pop the money through my door at a<br />
convenient moment and ensure<br />
that it arrives at my poor old<br />
Granny's house If you don't, I'll just<br />
have to sit here and pick my nose.<br />
Ben Thomas.<br />
Aberystwyth. Wales<br />
YOB: It's a funny old world, isn't it.<br />
On second thought. with Ben Thomas<br />
around perhaps It <strong>Is</strong>n't_<br />
• •<br />
I'M JAMIE THE JERK<br />
Dear YOB,<br />
1. What is the difference between a<br />
Famicom and a Super NES/ 2. <strong>Is</strong><br />
Sonic corning out on the Amiga? 3.<br />
Will you send me a Megadrive?<br />
JAMIE YOUNG,<br />
Gyle, Edinburgh<br />
YOB: 1. What's the difference between<br />
Jamie Young and a steaming<br />
pile of horse dung? Answer: at<br />
least you can use the dung to<br />
grow your roses. 2. Don't you read<br />
the nag? 3. It you ask nicely, I<br />
might. Than again, I may not...<br />
CRAZY QUESTIONS<br />
Dear YOB.<br />
Here is a bit of a questionaere for<br />
you. 1. Date of birth/ 2 rave computer?<br />
3. Fave Console? 4 rave<br />
Hand Held? 5. Faye Arcade. 6, Faye<br />
Game<br />
TIM ANDREWATHA<br />
Chain()le, Dorset<br />
YOB: I. Mum<br />
was drunk<br />
and can't<br />
remember. 2. My<br />
First <strong>Computer</strong> by<br />
Tomy. 3. Holostar<br />
4. A Baseball Bat.<br />
5. Anywhere that<br />
hasn't banned me yet.<br />
6. Australian Rules<br />
Football,<br />
SUPER NINTENDO STUPIDITY<br />
Dear YOB.<br />
Could you please answer my questions on the Super Nintendo? 1. In another<br />
magazine it says that when the Super Nintendo comes out it will only have one<br />
loypad and it will come with SMB4, Pilotwings, Super Tennis and Super Soccer<br />
and that the English version will be the same shape as the Japanese Famicom.<br />
<strong>Is</strong> all this true and if it is will the Super Nintendo cost more than El 49994 2<br />
OP<br />
s<br />
e<br />
2<br />
S<br />
P<br />
E<br />
C<br />
I<br />
A<br />
L<br />
1 NotES<br />
—<br />
1<br />
PEOPLE<br />
IF<br />
r CA ill<br />
tO<br />
.c ouNt<br />
lRgurroNSI<br />
i<br />
a<br />
W<br />
H<br />
O<br />
Will there be a converter so you could play Japanese owls/ 3 Will you need an<br />
even bigger loypad to play Streetlighter II because you might need six buttons<br />
instead of four?<br />
4 When will we be getting SF2<br />
tor our English Super Nintendos?<br />
Keep up the good work on your totally<br />
brilliant magl<br />
GAVIN ROLSTON<br />
Truro, Cornwall<br />
YOB: 1. It won't come with them<br />
all! Whaddya expect for £150! 2. Almost<br />
certainly! 3. The SNES joypad<br />
has six buttons think about<br />
it! 4. Yup, but you might have to<br />
wait awhile.<br />
PAtt<br />
e
Change language