Computer + Video Games - Commodore Is Awesome

VESSIREEBOEll Here we go with the biggest
Mailbag in the history of the almighty Yob. It's
even bigger, better and harder than I am!
Basically the head honchos at CVG decided I
was getting much too big for my hobnail
boots, so they've given me even more space
for your useless Fetters! So this month I've
waded through the piles of crud you lot insist
on sending and come up with another prize
crop of crap to fill these awesomely huge and
completely brilliant pages. If you reckon you
can match my amazing wit and wisdom, or
you're just a pathetic excuse for a gamesplayer
who wants a silly question answered,
this Is where you need to be. And if getting
your name in the world's greatest Mailbag
isn't enough, I've got a bloody enormous El 00
in used fivers for the best letter of the lot! So
send your jokes, japes and general joviality
to: YOB'S BIG AND HARD MAILBAG, COM-
PUTER AND VIDEO GAMES, PRIORY COURT,
30-32 FARRINGDON LANE, LONDON EC1R
3AU. Get to it and get laughed at!
MONEY MOUNTAIN MORONICS
Dear YOB, •
I have only road the last months issue of YOB in CVG, alter that I came to the
conclusion that you are a genius and whatever you get paid is nowhere near
enough. I suggest we join together and publish YOB's Mailbag as a separate
mag and make millions. What do you think?
Sad Sam,
Dewsbury. W Yorkshire
YOB: Too late, Sad Sam - I already earn Ions and get to drive about in a
company car with my secretary Miss Freelove. Remember the Ferrari that
burned up your recycled tricycle at the traffic lights the other day? That
was me.
PACre
MEGADRivE
MADNESS
Dear YOB,
I am writing in reply to several letters
printed in recent issues of CVG The
letters I am talking about are the
ones going on about Amiga& and
Megadnves I have one thing to say
the Megadrive is better than the
Amiga. where can you buy a printer
for the Megadrive? Exactly Another
thing thought you only had one
thing to say! - YOB) I have to say is
ii you buy an Amiga you get more
value for money in the long run be
cause the games are cheaper So all
you dozy Megadnve owners out
there, I advise you to eat it and gel
the insurance money then buy an
Amiga!
PAUL JONES
Worcester
YOB: And I'd advise you to seek
emergency hypnotherapy treatment
to cure you of all
your sad delusions.
Next patient, please... k
dk
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FRANTIC FINS
Dear YOB,
We are in England being on an exchange
of the School's. We are
much liking your CVG reading, but in
Finland no shops in CVG are doing.
Subscription is overseas can we
have. We are your country much like
with OX4000 why in your magazine
not feature! We are your country
much like hope English to improve to
going/ Are you of the if but who what
and' Yes! But me TV see it go under
(a Finland joke in) Finland in
GX4000 buy like warm fish. Up the
good keep worken too!
ANGERS BEJERN,
Tampere. Finland
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and much stupidness am I find. If
you am thinking I believe such
load of codswallop, waste of
space cretin are you being. Be favour
me doing and at least hoax
fetters be funny making.
LII
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