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Friday October 15 2010<br />

Billionaire Attacked by an Elephant<br />

Nima Amin 4A Reporter<br />

We hear many things in <strong>the</strong> news<br />

nowadays but none quite as<br />

shocking as this. A Californian<br />

billionaire has described how<br />

he was trampled on and nearly<br />

killed in a terrifying attack<br />

while on safari in Tanzania.<br />

Tom Siebel, aged 56, made a<br />

fortune <strong>of</strong> £1.06 billion from<br />

business s<strong>of</strong>tware. He still<br />

doesn’t know what caused <strong>the</strong> 6<br />

ton animal to charge at 30 mph<br />

as he hiked across <strong>the</strong> Seren<strong>get</strong>i<br />

National Park at dawn. He left<br />

his wife and two daughters at<br />

<strong>the</strong> lodge when Siebel and a<br />

guide went tip toeing around<br />

<strong>the</strong> buffalo lake when <strong>the</strong>y saw<br />

a group <strong>of</strong> elephants grazing.<br />

“I’m not sure what happened<br />

next” Tom Siebel told Fortune<br />

magazine. “ All <strong>of</strong> a sudden one<br />

Woman sues after<br />

Transformers 3<br />

accident<br />

Julian Green 4B Roving reporter<br />

The makers <strong>of</strong> Transformers 3 are being<br />

sued by <strong>the</strong> family <strong>of</strong> Gabriela Cedillo who<br />

was left with brain damage after an accident<br />

during <strong>the</strong> filming <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> movie.<br />

During filming on <strong>the</strong> 1st <strong>of</strong> September,<br />

Mrs Cedillo (an extra), was 500 feet away<br />

from <strong>the</strong> stunt scene when she was hit in<br />

<strong>the</strong> head by a stray piece <strong>of</strong> metal. Gabriela<br />

Cedillo is currently being treated at <strong>the</strong><br />

Rehabilitation Institute <strong>of</strong> Chicago.<br />

The accident left her permanently brain<br />

damaged, paralysed on her left side and<br />

with her left eye stitched shut. Her family<br />

has filed a lawsuit against Paramount<br />

Pictures accusing <strong>the</strong>m <strong>of</strong> negligence. Total<br />

damages sought are in excess <strong>of</strong> $350,000.<br />

Paramount <strong>of</strong>ficials said <strong>the</strong>y were sorry<br />

about <strong>the</strong> accident and sent <strong>the</strong>ir best<br />

wishes to <strong>the</strong> Cedillo family. Transformers:<br />

The Dark <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Moon is set for release on<br />

July 1, 2011.<br />

<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> female elephants started<br />

running towards us”.<br />

The guard told Siebel to just<br />

stand <strong>the</strong>re while it was running<br />

at him. When <strong>the</strong> elephant was<br />

10 seconds away, <strong>the</strong> guard<br />

tried to shoot <strong>the</strong> elephant but<br />

missed. The big elephant <strong>the</strong>n,<br />

with her trunk, hit <strong>the</strong> guide<br />

to <strong>the</strong> floor and charged at <strong>the</strong><br />

billionaire man. The 6 ton<br />

mammal’s tusk ripped <strong>the</strong> thigh<br />

<strong>of</strong> Siebel as well as o<strong>the</strong>r things.<br />

“ It stepped on my leg, kicked<br />

my leg, broke six ribs and<br />

ripped up my shoulder”. After<br />

a few seconds Siebel’s prayer<br />

was answered; <strong>the</strong> elephant lost<br />

interest and went away. The<br />

guide was relatively untouched<br />

and went to <strong>get</strong> help while <strong>the</strong><br />

Page 7<br />

News and comment<br />

billionaire laid in <strong>the</strong> dust for<br />

three and a half hours. “ My leg<br />

was literally still connected to<br />

me by skin and two tendons”.<br />

But <strong>the</strong> drama was not over yet.<br />

The medics had miscalculated<br />

how much plasma and<br />

morphine he would need during<br />

his emergency 20 hour flight to<br />

San Jose, California. When <strong>the</strong>y<br />

had landed, he had lost twothirds<br />

<strong>of</strong> his blood.<br />

A year later Siebel, an<br />

advocate for <strong>the</strong> homeless<br />

and republican fundraiser, has<br />

had 16 operations with more<br />

scheduled. Associates say he is<br />

still <strong>of</strong>ten in pain and still wears<br />

protective gear around his leg<br />

but is determined to <strong>get</strong> better.<br />

Despite his love for nature, he<br />

has no plans to go back in <strong>the</strong><br />

near future and who would<br />

blame him.<br />

PARENTS: WHY THEY DON’T<br />

UNDERSTAND YOU<br />

Jake Moss S6 Unusual Reporter<br />

These days it is <strong>of</strong>ten commented on<br />

how <strong>the</strong> middle-aged and <strong>the</strong> elderly are<br />

unable to understand some aspects <strong>of</strong><br />

<strong>the</strong> modern world. Would it be better if<br />

our parents were “cool and hip”, or “feeling<br />

<strong>the</strong> cold with a dodgy hip?” Some people<br />

think it’s only natural that <strong>the</strong>y don’t know<br />

<strong>the</strong> difference between Cheryl Cole and<br />

a bag <strong>of</strong> coal… <strong>the</strong> difference is that <strong>the</strong><br />

coal is useful.<br />

The main area <strong>of</strong> geriatric confusion is<br />

definitely technology. The youth are<br />

always <strong>the</strong> first to grasp an understanding<br />

<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> latest Apple product, but our<br />

parents seem to have difficulty. When<br />

you’re asked questions, such as “what is an<br />

‘apps’?”, you know that <strong>the</strong>re is a terrible<br />

problem.<br />

Some old people think that an iPad is just<br />

an iPhone for people with bad eyesight<br />

or enormous fingers. This is not a world<br />

I want to live in, so I’ve devised a list <strong>of</strong><br />

very basic definitions <strong>of</strong> some modern<br />

phenomena, for <strong>the</strong> benefit <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> older<br />

generation:<br />

• “T4” – a TV programme on weekend<br />

mornings watched by about 8 or 9<br />

teenagers. Filled with chequered shirts,<br />

hair gel and references to Tinie Tempah.<br />

About as amusing or interesting as a<br />

tropical disease.<br />

• “T4 on <strong>the</strong> Beach” – an annual event<br />

full <strong>of</strong> chequered shirts and hair gel, this<br />

time on a beach. Tip: if you are middleaged<br />

and come across this party, do not<br />

mention biscuits, <strong>the</strong> financial crisis, nonchequered<br />

shirts or Cliff Richards.<br />

• “Facebook” – ei<strong>the</strong>r a veritable<br />

smorgasbord <strong>of</strong> social delights, or if you<br />

have no friends, <strong>the</strong> height <strong>of</strong> loneliness.<br />

• “World <strong>of</strong> Warcraft” – <strong>the</strong> actual height <strong>of</strong><br />

loneliness.<br />

• “Paris Hilton” – a lovely hotel with views<br />

<strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> Eiffel Tower.

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