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Friday <strong>December</strong> 10 <strong>2010</strong><br />

Funny Injuries<br />

Zach Weisz 5M <strong>Citizen</strong> Sports Correspondent<br />

Torn Achilles. Groin strain. Broken fibula.<br />

Fractured metatarsal. Dislocated shoulder.<br />

These are amongst <strong>the</strong> many different<br />

injuries <strong>of</strong> which we hear about every day<br />

whilst we follow <strong>the</strong> exploits <strong>of</strong> sportsmen<br />

and women we know and love. However,<br />

<strong>the</strong>re have been a few injuries which were<br />

a consequence <strong>of</strong> some quite interesting<br />

actions.<br />

Firstly a warning for all shouting teachers<br />

as this could apply to you! Alex Stepney,<br />

a former Manchester United goalkeeper,<br />

became very angry with his teammates<br />

during a game. He shouted at <strong>the</strong>m with<br />

such vigour that he dislocated his jaw. So<br />

<strong>the</strong> next time you shout at us, please take<br />

note that you are risking a nasty injury!<br />

Ever needed an excuse to not read? Well<br />

here is <strong>the</strong> perfect one to show to your<br />

fearful mo<strong>the</strong>rs: Seattle Mariners baseball<br />

player David Aardsma suffered a sore back<br />

whilst reading during his 2,524-mile flight<br />

from Seattle to Tampa, Florida. He was<br />

injured for two days. How unfortunate for<br />

him…but how brilliant for us!!<br />

Ano<strong>the</strong>r goalkeeper Lionel Letizi, <strong>of</strong> Paris<br />

Saint German, managed to strain his back<br />

whilst retrieving a scrabble letter <strong>of</strong>f <strong>the</strong><br />

floor. Someone should teach him a safer<br />

game.<br />

In addition, David Seaman (why is it<br />

always goalkeepers?) <strong>of</strong> Arsenal and<br />

England managed to strain his back<br />

picking up <strong>the</strong> TV remote control. No<br />

wonder England never succeeded under<br />

Sven!<br />

Steve Morrow, also <strong>of</strong> Arsenal, was<br />

celebrating with his teammates after<br />

scoring at Wembley in 1993. He was<br />

picked up by his captain Tony Adams<br />

who promptly dropped him to <strong>the</strong> ground<br />

breaking Morrow’s collar bone. Not much<br />

to celebrate <strong>the</strong>re <strong>the</strong>n.<br />

Southampton Goalkeeper Dave Beasant<br />

(yes <strong>the</strong>m again!) managed to drop a bottle<br />

<strong>of</strong> salad cream on his foot and sever a<br />

tendon causing him to miss <strong>the</strong> first few<br />

months <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> football season.<br />

Can Arsenal<br />

win <strong>the</strong> League?<br />

Alex Crichton-Miller 3C <strong>Citizen</strong> Sports Writer<br />

This is a question asked by almost every<br />

boy at <strong>City</strong> around this time <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> year.<br />

The title race tension is mounting, and<br />

suddenly everything feels as if it is<br />

drawing towards a final sprint to <strong>the</strong> finish<br />

line. But this season Arsenal, a team that<br />

has not won a league title since <strong>the</strong>ir last<br />

success in 2004, really seem to be in with<br />

a chance. Arsenal have held <strong>the</strong>ir own<br />

against <strong>the</strong> big clubs this season although<br />

<strong>the</strong> great test <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong>ir worth will be <strong>the</strong><br />

showdown between Arsenal and <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r<br />

title race leader, Manchester United.<br />

However, this is just speculation. Every<br />

year we think that Arsenal can finally win<br />

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a trophy - or, at least, we hope <strong>the</strong>y can. It<br />

feels so unjust that a club that plays such<br />

brilliant and beautiful football can go five<br />

long years without winning silverware.<br />

Unfortunately, for all its fantastic passing<br />

and lovely footwork, Arsenal do not seem<br />

to be a club strong enough at scoring<br />

goals to rival those soulless matchwinners<br />

Chelsea. They lack <strong>the</strong> presence<br />

up front to really be efficient in winning<br />

match after match after match. And <strong>the</strong>n<br />

to <strong>the</strong> defence. Arsenal’s defence has<br />

been wobbly all season, with no one who<br />

can really stand in and hold toge<strong>the</strong>r <strong>the</strong><br />

backbone <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> football club. Clichy<br />

has had a poor season, Sagna has not<br />

been at his best and <strong>the</strong> new centre-backs<br />

Koscielny and Squillaci have not been up<br />

to scratch.<br />

So can Arsenal win <strong>the</strong> league? In truth,<br />

probably not.

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