Carriacou Regatta Festival 2007 - Caribbean Compass
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COMPASS FICTION<br />
THE<br />
MILLIONAIRES<br />
by John Guy<br />
At a marina somewhere south, former stockbroker Jack Chap joined J.P. Morgan on J.P.’s 56-foot Morgan Rico.<br />
It must have been a bad day for J.P. “I tell you, Jack.” said J.P, “This boat will eat you alive. My annual expenses<br />
are at least a hundred and twenty-five thousand dollars. This marina wants more than eight hundred a month,<br />
plus electricity. And everyone wants a bit of me, like that Manuel, the dock worker, always trying to get a bit more<br />
out of me, and out of you. And my stockbroker. I called him last night, around ten, and he would not take the<br />
call. I know my account is small, less than five million dollars, but he could at least take my calls, after all the<br />
years I’ve been loyal to the guy.”<br />
Next day, they went out to dinner. J.P. bought them a bottle of wine for $20. “Jack, even this meal is expensive.<br />
Look, my bill for this food, if you call it that, is going to be at least twenty-five bucks, yours probably the same.<br />
But what really irks me today, and I mentioned it to you last night, are these dock workers. What do you pay<br />
Manuel, by the way?”<br />
“Around four dollars an hour.”<br />
“Ahh, you are the one! I’ve been loyal to Manuel. I promised him several months of guaranteed business, and<br />
you know what he did? He said that you asked him to wash your boat, and he’s leaving mine undone until tomorrow.<br />
But the bigger problem is that you are paying him too much! Everyone else here pays around two seventyfive<br />
an hour, but then you come along, a stranger to the marina, and you accept whatever he asks, taking him<br />
away from me, and raising the general level of expenses for all of us. We had a pretty solid agreement to stop that,<br />
over in Puerto La Cruz, I think it was, but every once in a while some innocent neophyte, like you, comes in, pays<br />
more, and causes problems for the rest of us. Damn it, Jack! Look what you’ve done!”<br />
Every once in a while<br />
some innocent neophyte,<br />
like you, comes in…<br />
At this point, Jack was not counting on a long-term friendship with J.P., but he only commented “Well, J.P., I’ve<br />
gotten to know Manuel pretty well. His work is fine, and cruisers like him. Of his sixty years, he has worked here<br />
almost thirty. But he lives day to day, without benefits, except some minor government programs, and there were<br />
a couple of times I had to advance him a few pesos just so he could get over here to work. At the rate that you<br />
say is the going rate, he takes home $23 per day, for him and his wife. Most weeks he works six days, some seven,<br />
but occasionally no work is available from the cruisers. So, I give him a little more.”<br />
“Cut it out, will you Jack?” said J.P. “These people are just out to get us for all we’ve got, as though our vaults<br />
were filled with gold. You just want to be sure he works for you instead of me, right? I’ve got to get things done<br />
here too, you know. Hey, want another bottle of wine?”<br />
The next morning, about five o’clock, Manuel came by, knocked on Jack’s boat, and said he had to get someone<br />
else to do Jack’s boat, and he was going to try to make special arrangements for J.P. and others he had promised<br />
to help, but could not for a day or two. Jack asked what was going on. Manuel said, “My mother died last<br />
night. I’ve got to go the funeral. It is in my pueblo, a couple of hours from here. Jack, can you advance me some<br />
bus fare?”<br />
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