O•S•C•A•R© Fida's Pizza Changes Hands - Old Ottawa South
O•S•C•A•R© Fida's Pizza Changes Hands - Old Ottawa South
O•S•C•A•R© Fida's Pizza Changes Hands - Old Ottawa South
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MAY 2010<br />
WINDSOR REDUX B PART 12<br />
For nearly eight years, from<br />
February 2000 to August 2008,<br />
OSCAR carried a monthly column.<br />
The Windsor Chronicles, written by<br />
Zoscha the Wonder Dog. Zoscha<br />
became something of a celebrity<br />
in our neighbourhood, and her<br />
observations on the passing scene,<br />
from a canine perspective, attracted<br />
her share of loyal readers as well as<br />
critics.<br />
OSCAR is reprinting some of<br />
Zoscha’s musings from eight years<br />
ago. The editors have annotated<br />
where we feel that today’s readers<br />
may need to be informed of<br />
references that may no longer be<br />
remembered by readers today, or<br />
where recent scholarship has shed<br />
further light on the world described<br />
in the Windsor Chronicles..<br />
May, 2001<br />
Dear Boomer,<br />
The squirrels are out, the kids<br />
are back in the playground,<br />
and even the humanoids eat<br />
outdoors.<br />
Over the past winter, my<br />
humanoids kept me outside. They<br />
provided a little house on the deck<br />
beside the back door. In recent<br />
The government was apparently<br />
organizing for the HST well before the<br />
budget vote last March.<br />
There are some sound reasons for<br />
retaining our present provincial retail<br />
sales tax rather than joining with the<br />
Federal GST system.<br />
Medical services are currently<br />
GST-exempt, and will not be subject<br />
to the HST. Being exempt, they<br />
cannot claim their input taxes back<br />
like regular businesses. As of July 1,<br />
2010, doctors, therapists, diagnostic<br />
clinics and hospitals will be required<br />
to 8% more in new Provincial taxes on<br />
their commercial rents, heating, and<br />
electrical bills. (Hospitals will receive<br />
the municipality’s rebate on HST, as<br />
they do on the GST, so they won’t<br />
be hurting as much.) These are not<br />
taxable under the present PST. This is<br />
a substantial cost, and they will have<br />
to absorb it unless OHIP coverage is<br />
increased to compensate.<br />
This makes no sense. Our medical<br />
system is paid for through our taxes<br />
and all revenue should be used for<br />
health purposes. It shouldn’t be<br />
clawed back with a major hidden tax.<br />
Our food supply is more than taxexempt;<br />
it is Zero-rated. Groceries are<br />
not taxed, but everyone from farmers<br />
up through the distribution chain get to<br />
claim the input taxes on their expenses<br />
back as well. It should be the same for<br />
our health services.<br />
Mr Naqui states that his<br />
government has cut personal income<br />
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Eating Outdoors<br />
weeks, they’ve moved this little<br />
house into the shade under the trees<br />
by the garden. I’m not so sure I prefer<br />
it there. Perhaps when the summer<br />
weather gets really hot, I’ll see the<br />
benefits, but right now, it just keeps<br />
me too far away from the rest of the<br />
pack.<br />
That is, of course, except for<br />
those lovely evenings when the pack<br />
assembles on the deck, and my Alpha<br />
fires up the charring machine. Then<br />
the delectable smells of dinner waft<br />
across the lawn. On the soft evenings,<br />
you can lift your sniffer in the air,<br />
and tell what all the neighbours are<br />
barbecuing. At times like this, I’m<br />
sorry that the humanoids have fenced<br />
the perimeter of my territory. How<br />
wonderful if I could trot along the<br />
property lines, following the smells<br />
along the great buffet of backyard<br />
barbecues.<br />
One of my favourite things about<br />
this season: we resort to the more<br />
relaxed rules of outdoor eating. Inside<br />
the house, I’m often required to wait<br />
my turn in the spot below the kitchen<br />
counter, while the rest of the pack<br />
eats in the dining room. Only when<br />
the rest of the pack has finished am<br />
I allowed to go and glean whatever I<br />
can find.<br />
From my spot in the kitchen, I<br />
HST Opposition ... Cont’d from previous page<br />
taxes for 93% of Ontarians, “putting<br />
more money into the hands of families<br />
for them to decide how to spend it.” He<br />
doesn’t remind us that the PST will be<br />
extended to such essentials as heating<br />
fuel, electricity and gasoline. We have<br />
no choice on purchasing these, and I<br />
doubt if the reduced income taxes will<br />
compensate. Our current Provincial<br />
Sales Tax exempts necessities. This<br />
long-standing principle has been<br />
thrown out the window with the HST.<br />
Mr Naqui asserts that this is a<br />
“balanced tax package for families<br />
and businesses.” Under the present<br />
PST rules, businesses are exempt<br />
form paying the tax on goods and<br />
materials that they buy for resale, as<br />
their customers pay the 8% levy. They<br />
are only required to cover it on other<br />
expenses. I operate a small business,<br />
and regard this as a reasonable<br />
balance. We all rely on the same<br />
government services, and we are all<br />
jointly responsible for keeping them<br />
up.<br />
Under the HST, businesses will get to<br />
claim all their Provincial Input taxes<br />
back, and consumers will be taxed<br />
more to make up the shortfall. This<br />
is not equitable. As an individual, I<br />
regard businesses as neighbours. It’s<br />
not fair that the McGuinty Liberals<br />
should exempt my neighbours from<br />
a tax, and then expect me to pay it in<br />
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have a good vantage point to watch the<br />
Pup, studying every morsel of meat<br />
and pasta that he inadvertently drops<br />
on the floor. As the Pup gets older,<br />
there’s a diminishing rate of return,<br />
but the quality of food improves. I<br />
would not want to go back to the days<br />
of pablum and mash, even though<br />
there was always ample spillings to<br />
go around.<br />
But in the summer, when we<br />
gather on the deck, there are different<br />
rules of proximity. I’m allowed on<br />
the deck as well and, if I don’t call too<br />
much attention to myself, they even<br />
let me haunch right down beside the<br />
Pup himself. This means being able<br />
to pick off any droppings right away,<br />
of course. And it also means that I<br />
can practice my skills at hypnotism –<br />
animal magnetism, as the humanoids<br />
used to call it.<br />
If I can position myself below<br />
the table from Alpha’s sightline, and<br />
with the back of my head toward<br />
She Who Must Be Obeyed, I have an<br />
unobstructed view of the Pup’s eyes.<br />
I can try various expressions on him:<br />
lonely, hungry, fun-filled, best-friend,<br />
partners in crime. And over the course<br />
of a meal I often go through variations<br />
of all these and more.<br />
By the end of the meal when the<br />
ice cream comes out, I resort to all-<br />
out hypnotism. I<br />
telepathize my<br />
message: “Drop the cone! Drop the<br />
cone!”<br />
So far, I have yet to score the big<br />
one. But on the hottest evenings, I am<br />
rewarded with frequent drippings of<br />
ice cream when the Pup is too busy<br />
paying attention to me to keep pace<br />
with the rivulets of melting ice cream.<br />
I consider all of this to be good<br />
training for those afternoons when we<br />
all go down to the Dairy Queen. (1)<br />
They leave me outside while they buy<br />
the ice cream, which leaves me time<br />
to ingratiate myself to anyone else<br />
who passes by. When they come out<br />
again, cones in hand, I have enough<br />
new friends to try my hypnosis on<br />
anyone sitting at the outside tables.<br />
I have faith that, some day – maybe<br />
very soon in this wonderfully hot<br />
weather – I will be rewarded for this<br />
hard work and diligence.<br />
Bone appetit,<br />
Zoscha<br />
(1) The Dairy Queen on Bank<br />
Street near Riverdale continues to<br />
be a favourite gathering place for<br />
both canines and humans on summer<br />
evenings.