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OFFICER DICK STERN -- -- I
drop just wouldn't cut it, the
Four men playing mah jongg in standard biker pict is you with
the opium den called my life. your toothless old lady showing
some tit and flipping the bird.
First off I would like to con- you should have put it in diesel
gratulate "the loveless" on the and your secret would still be
the publication of they're claim safe. Any hoo I have in closed an
to the status of me
idea for they're
motorj.cle club. The rockers if its not too
only reason these late.(See logo ) but I
guy are not dead had better be careful
and hanging on the I hear they are H.A
sixth south off ramp
is the sheer corn of it
backed. and in closing
on this issue I
all.
First lets look at
would like to say
you boys have balls
the name "the love- the size of planets or
1ess"oh god that's you are insane !
good. tb-is right out .of a 90210
episode. Now , lets run down a
next, he 6ade us laugh he
made us cry he bored me to high
list of just a few motor cycle hell, y ~ Jerry , Garcia.
clubs, Vietnam Veterans motor
cycle club , Sundowners, the
I really don't want to seem mean
but I should hope to be so big
Barons and the Loveless, oh God and fat and old
that's good they never would before I die! and I would like to
have gotten away if this wasn't
S.L.C. and the fact that the hang
pke a prediction about the endless
hotde of deadheads who are
out of the "Satans Helpers" is a
coffee shop. If it was a seedy bar
about to discover that the skills
they have are not limited to
named 13th street tavern things dropping acid and smoking pot
would be a lot different. h d if and driving around the country
they would have made an side like sheep in a V.W van. no,
announcement in iron horse or pne of them will be a doctor that
easy rider instead of Pompadour
Press things would be different .
Of course you would have to
cures aids one will be a suicide
co~lor that talks some one off
a roof, and one wiU invent a way
take new pictures, the pics of to grind espresso without coffee
these guys in don blairs studio going everywhere. think of all
with that phony brick wall back these years of wasted talent.
Coming Storm
Barren trees on burning sand
cast their seed on dying land,
distant thunder sounding clear
the coming storm is drawing near.
The ancient sun is setting low
day will pass to evening glow,
soon we'll wonder in the night
while darkness holds the morning light.
The sword was cast into the lake
the garden given to the snake,
the time is past for turning back
the amber waves are burned and black.
But on the final battle field
a warrior who refused to yield,
stands against the darkened sky
and looks the serpent in the eye.
And until the light shines in the east
He'll stand and fight the evil beast.
I
next, old people on the road- ing tiles and wondering if he left
Old peopleshouldbedenied dri- the iron on! and I have it on ,
vers licenses no one should have good authority that the singer
to endure the old guy driving 15 from the band called "harlot"(oh
mph in a 45 zone ! and, no one god that's funny) got up and did
should have to endure big fat a song.
Mormon women ordering fast "harlot "was this other b 4
food at the drive up window for from almost the same time peri-
the shriners convention they call od who had to change the name
a family. just because they are of they're band from "vamp'qoh
too lazy to get they're big fat god this is so good) because now
child barin, tax bre-ak geten non' get this there was already a
worken, screemen child toten, band called vamp. big surprise
big fat elbows and ankle sporten there !harlot by the way did a
asses out of the Mormon assault version of knocking on heavens
vehicle!!!! door that boggled the mind.
unt last and definitely not least, playing the same cords over
the pedestrians reunion this was annnhnddddd oootveerrrfr.it
one traffic accident I didn't get to was a 45 minute minimum they
see but I wanted to badlv with a set endurance records that we'll
line up of (Burt the hiichelin
man) and Badly (I found the
name more ironic when he he
had the Rudy Sano hair helmet)
and Jim time has been soooo
kind )Robertsoh and Jim (I'm
the only one wlm didn't want to
be publicly humiliated so I
made up the 01' moved out of
town story) Jensen 85% of you
are scratching your young little
chinweeds and saying who are
- the pedestrians well vergina,
they are a band from thedays
when people listened to music
.called "heavy metal" and they
played all the classics like Galls
to the walls, fuck like a beast,
and by god, they did a version of
roqdhouse blues that would
eve% make gene parsons start
tapping his watch counting cel-
all have to salute for a long time. .
unfortunately the other band
from,this same time warp -
THE BAD BOY% always
figured they were the first BAD
BOYS and never wised up.
This was a small slot in time
when comedy was free flowing.
this really happened I don't have
the imagination to make this
stuff up.and if 1 only had the I
time and energy I wodd go into
long and involved story's about '
The Jack and The Viklains and
Parallax and a fist full of high
powerd bands on the the fast
moving cocaine train with a one
way ticket to straight up they* ,
own asshole city, maybethat
will tie one of those part .two
things next month.