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Sarah Saurus Wrecks - #86 - Co-Captain
Evolution be damned, she’s bringing an extinction. She’ll eat you alive and pick her teeth
with the bones of her enemies.
Kiki Tiki Bang Bang - #82 - Co-Captain
This flame-haired bombshell plays with fire and befriends evil spirits. Dare to challenge
her and she rages like a volcano, leaving you a smouldering ruin wishing you stayed
home to drink Mai Tais.
Trophy Wife - #18kt
Always the star of the show and the centre of attention, she bats her lashes and robs
you blind, stealing points and taunting the enemy with her smile.
Roxy Acetylene - #28psi
Roxy likes her fuel explosive and her goods dangerous. She’ll cut you apart in a shower
of sparks and engineer something monstrous with the parts.
Cheetah Von Teese - #70
This pin-up beauty purrs like a kitten and fights like a tiger. She’ll steal your state
secrets, crack all your codes and destroy your defences with one well placed strike.
Sybil War
You better hope you have distant early warning when Sybil’s on the scene because she
has a warning for you, “Just Watch Me!” as she declares martial law to counter your
attack and leave you defeated.
Road House Bruise - #1017
She loves the smell of diesel in the morning, and you better pull over if you don’t want
to be crushed by her wheels. She’ll roll through the carnage with the pedal to the metal,
leaving you eating her dust and singing the blues.
Ravage Savage - #67
This towering steely-eyed Amazon looks down on the enemy and forward to victory. She
fears nothing and follows only one rule: Savage Law!
Sew Nasty - #3
More Stitch, Less Bitch is her motto, and a small army of evil stuffed toys follow her
lead. Crafty and sharp, she’ll tear ‘em apart on the track then stitch up the flesh wounds
like a pro.
Lady Speedstick - #24-7
Master of stealth and surprise attack, there is nothing she likes better than to see her
enemies sweat. The smell of their fear is the perfume of victory.
Conniption - #123
Always there to shore up the defences and press on an attack, her relentless battling
leaves her enemies tearing out thier hair in fits of despair.