08.02.2013 Views

Kol Kramers Volume III Issue # 17.pub

Kol Kramers Volume III Issue # 17.pub

Kol Kramers Volume III Issue # 17.pub

SHOW MORE
SHOW LESS

You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles

YUMPU automatically turns print PDFs into web optimized ePapers that Google loves.

I love the 4th of July.<br />

It’s when Pyromania is ac-<br />

tually patriotic.<br />

Shmuel and I went shop-<br />

ping this afternoon for<br />

fireworks in Owings mills.<br />

Somebody was selling<br />

them out of a trailer. The<br />

trailer was packed floor to<br />

ceiling with fireworks.<br />

One of the management<br />

personnel (who undoubtedly<br />

lives in that trailer)<br />

noticed a redneck wearing<br />

From Chananya:<br />

overalls smoking<br />

a cigarette<br />

while<br />

shopping over<br />

a couple hundred<br />

pounds<br />

of explosive<br />

material. After<br />

a few<br />

short panic-laden screams<br />

to the smoker...the cigarette<br />

was extinguished.<br />

I’m sure Faige wrote<br />

about our camping trip.<br />

Check out the SUV tent!<br />

I was able to sleep in the<br />

car (just like a real homeless<br />

guy!), while the kids<br />

slept in the tent-part.<br />

We really roughed it. We<br />

gathered the wood… and<br />

lit the campfire…roasted<br />

wieners & toasted marshmallows…you<br />

betchya.<br />

We were one with nature.<br />

And when nature calls…we<br />

listened. (Um, Sorry about<br />

your home there, Mr.<br />

squirrel…)<br />

We took the kids the<br />

other night to see the Orioles<br />

play the [despised]<br />

Yankees.<br />

The kids were yelling to<br />

the players loud enough<br />

<strong>Kol</strong> <strong>Kramers</strong> <strong>Volume</strong> <strong>III</strong> <strong>Issue</strong> 17 Page 12

Hooray! Your file is uploaded and ready to be published.

Saved successfully!

Ooh no, something went wrong!