Kol Kramers Volume III Issue # 17.pub
Kol Kramers Volume III Issue # 17.pub
Kol Kramers Volume III Issue # 17.pub
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I love the 4th of July.<br />
It’s when Pyromania is ac-<br />
tually patriotic.<br />
Shmuel and I went shop-<br />
ping this afternoon for<br />
fireworks in Owings mills.<br />
Somebody was selling<br />
them out of a trailer. The<br />
trailer was packed floor to<br />
ceiling with fireworks.<br />
One of the management<br />
personnel (who undoubtedly<br />
lives in that trailer)<br />
noticed a redneck wearing<br />
From Chananya:<br />
overalls smoking<br />
a cigarette<br />
while<br />
shopping over<br />
a couple hundred<br />
pounds<br />
of explosive<br />
material. After<br />
a few<br />
short panic-laden screams<br />
to the smoker...the cigarette<br />
was extinguished.<br />
I’m sure Faige wrote<br />
about our camping trip.<br />
Check out the SUV tent!<br />
I was able to sleep in the<br />
car (just like a real homeless<br />
guy!), while the kids<br />
slept in the tent-part.<br />
We really roughed it. We<br />
gathered the wood… and<br />
lit the campfire…roasted<br />
wieners & toasted marshmallows…you<br />
betchya.<br />
We were one with nature.<br />
And when nature calls…we<br />
listened. (Um, Sorry about<br />
your home there, Mr.<br />
squirrel…)<br />
We took the kids the<br />
other night to see the Orioles<br />
play the [despised]<br />
Yankees.<br />
The kids were yelling to<br />
the players loud enough<br />
<strong>Kol</strong> <strong>Kramers</strong> <strong>Volume</strong> <strong>III</strong> <strong>Issue</strong> 17 Page 12