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HASTE TO THE WEDDING - Haddon Hall

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38 <strong>HASTE</strong> <strong>TO</strong> <strong>THE</strong> <strong>WEDDING</strong> - ACT III - SCENE 1<br />

BUN. Be quiet, sir! The married lady<br />

For whom, with motives base and shady,<br />

A furnished lodging you’ve provided,<br />

Turns out to be my wife misguided!<br />

WOOD. What!<br />

BUN. (seizing him). Scoundrel, villain, scurvy traitor!<br />

Peace of mind exterminator!<br />

So, for private tater-tater,<br />

With my wife you’ve made a fixture!<br />

WOOD. Let me go, sir—you’re mistaken,<br />

Or my anger you'll awaken;<br />

I object thus to be shaken<br />

Like an eighteenpenny mixture!<br />

ENSEMBLE.<br />

BUNTHUNDER. WOODPECKER.<br />

Fire and fury! Cease your fury!<br />

Judge in ermine Judge in ermine<br />

(With a jury) My injury<br />

Shall determine Shall determine!<br />

How to treat this social wrong, Your remarks are clearly wrong,<br />

sir— sir—<br />

Come along, sir—come along, Much too strong, sir—much too strong,<br />

sir! sir!<br />

(BUNTHUNDER drags WOODPECKER off L. Music changes to “Haste to the Wedding.”<br />

The wedding party enter C, dance in couples across the stage, after them. BOPADDY last<br />

with the doll’s head.)<br />

END OF ACT III - SCENE 1

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