HASTE TO THE WEDDING - Haddon Hall
HASTE TO THE WEDDING - Haddon Hall
HASTE TO THE WEDDING - Haddon Hall
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38 <strong>HASTE</strong> <strong>TO</strong> <strong>THE</strong> <strong>WEDDING</strong> - ACT III - SCENE 1<br />
BUN. Be quiet, sir! The married lady<br />
For whom, with motives base and shady,<br />
A furnished lodging you’ve provided,<br />
Turns out to be my wife misguided!<br />
WOOD. What!<br />
BUN. (seizing him). Scoundrel, villain, scurvy traitor!<br />
Peace of mind exterminator!<br />
So, for private tater-tater,<br />
With my wife you’ve made a fixture!<br />
WOOD. Let me go, sir—you’re mistaken,<br />
Or my anger you'll awaken;<br />
I object thus to be shaken<br />
Like an eighteenpenny mixture!<br />
ENSEMBLE.<br />
BUNTHUNDER. WOODPECKER.<br />
Fire and fury! Cease your fury!<br />
Judge in ermine Judge in ermine<br />
(With a jury) My injury<br />
Shall determine Shall determine!<br />
How to treat this social wrong, Your remarks are clearly wrong,<br />
sir— sir—<br />
Come along, sir—come along, Much too strong, sir—much too strong,<br />
sir! sir!<br />
(BUNTHUNDER drags WOODPECKER off L. Music changes to “Haste to the Wedding.”<br />
The wedding party enter C, dance in couples across the stage, after them. BOPADDY last<br />
with the doll’s head.)<br />
END OF ACT III - SCENE 1