scope 2009-FINAL.qxd_scope06Final.qxd - SIU School of Medicine
scope 2009-FINAL.qxd_scope06Final.qxd - SIU School of Medicine
scope 2009-FINAL.qxd_scope06Final.qxd - SIU School of Medicine
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D. Thomas<br />
Jesus<br />
a<br />
was<br />
one<br />
lucky<br />
SOB,<br />
I say.<br />
Put<br />
me<br />
on<br />
cross <strong>of</strong><br />
wood, hoist my<br />
busted back up before pilate<br />
ceasar mcarthur ike<br />
whoever<br />
whatever I<br />
would take that anytime before this<br />
crucifixion.<br />
I<br />
can’t<br />
shit<br />
can’t<br />
breathe<br />
can’t<br />
swallow<br />
not one more soapsuds<br />
enema. I<br />
have had my<br />
last supper<br />
and<br />
it tasted<br />
like hell, and<br />
I will choose when I<br />
have the stone pulled over<br />
my tomb.<br />
I’ll have<br />
some<br />
more Vicodin<br />
and please don’t<br />
bother<br />
resurrecting<br />
me<br />
thanks.<br />
Blaine Eubanks, M.D.<br />
Class <strong>of</strong> 2008<br />
SCOPE <strong>2009</strong><br />
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