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Pretty Boy be sittin on bar stool not even knowin him be priddy. AV’RAGE MAN be lookin at Pretty Boy n LIKE what him see! But Av’rage Man make NO move! Him stay in corner suckin on Rollin Rock. Him be makin ass-sessment: Av’rage Man leaf through him mental file n come up wid label for Pretty Boy; him JUST know he KNOW him RIGHT bout wavy-haired-honey-brown Pretty Boy. Pretty Boy payin rent on bar stool, blowin smoke signals, waitin-HOPIN-for-hit, wagons uv love n lust t’circle, but Av’rage Man don’t Stop in Name of Love. Him just Walk on By. Av’rage Man walk FAST, him breeze spin Pretty Boy round on bar stool. Him slap neon label all over Pretty Boy face: “Pretty Boy: DON’T TOUCH! Him THINK him 2 good f’Av’rage Man.” Pretty Boy want to Reach Out n Touch, Somebody’s Hand, but him 2-2 weary. Him 2 tired 2 convince Av’rage Man that him not what he think he am. Pretty Boy sing that song so many times it certified golden oldie. He wonder what him do, what him say what make Av’rage Man skirt by him like plague. Maybe Av’rage Man see Pretty Boy on bad night when Igor Man be UP in Pretty Boy face. Igor Man be UNqualified ooo-glee. Him be ooo-glee from conception. Igor Man chiseled handsome in no classical form. Beheld beautiful in no man’s eye. Be real aggravatin-Got no sane conversation-No discrimination. Him E.O.P. Cassanova-Be in ev’ry man face. Igor Man got mama what take fertility pills-Come from big fam’ly: Got uga-mug brut<strong>has</strong> in ev’ry state-united. Cannot be insulted! Pretty Boy piss in Igor Man ear n him think it Colt 45. YES! Av’rage Man see Pretty Boy on baaad night when Igor Man pluck Pretty Boy HIM last nerve!: Pretty Boy splash good Jacky D in Igor Man one good eye. Plug him gappy brown toofuhsizis wid stale popcorn. Pinch Igor Man on hump n send him back to Quasimoto tower. Maybe that why Av’rage Man think Pretty Boy a mean Narci-sissy-us. Pretty Boy got him luck real bad n no good timin. Av’rage Man still be in corner ass-sessin n slurpin on Rollin Rock when Freak Man glue hisself to Pretty Boy butt. Why him do DAT!? Freak Man be snap-CRACKle-POP!-coke-no-Pepsi-widda-Tequilla-back. Him be wantin Pretty Boy real bad. Him be wantin trinket fuh sale. Him got ass, cash n carry small bidnis. Got big habit n heavy wife: Him got white Columbian mail order bride C.O.D. Freak Man be real pissed when Pretty Boy turn him shoulder more froze than freshly sniffed snow. Him want Pretty Boy to guard him coffin while him sleep. Maybe that why Av’rage Man think Pretty Boy a cold hearted bitch! Av’rage Man should be CPA. Him done moh ass-sessin than IRS. Him saw Pretty Boy at Sunday tea dance when GWM be desp’rately seeking GBM for STMR (short term meaningless relationship). Him MASSA LOOKIN F’MANDINGO. GWM be real civilized liberal. Him give he full name n business card. Him got much plastic gold. Him buy Pretty Boy drinks all day. Av’rage Man jaws be Kunta Kinte tight! He just know him right bout PrettyBoyWhore. GWM look at Pretty Boy n just know him got mocachoca-latta-ya-ya. Pretty Boy look over him shoulder for help from Av’rage Man, search him eye - plea for Av’rage Man to save him from auction block, but him done finish audit. 11
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