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Pretty Boy be sittin on bar stool not even knowin him be priddy.<br />
AV’RAGE MAN be lookin at Pretty Boy n LIKE what him see! But Av’rage Man make NO<br />
move! Him stay in corner suckin on Rollin Rock. Him be makin ass-sessment: Av’rage Man<br />
leaf through him mental file n come up wid label for Pretty Boy; him JUST know he KNOW<br />
him RIGHT bout wavy-haired-honey-brown Pretty Boy.<br />
Pretty Boy payin rent on bar stool, blowin smoke signals, waitin-HOPIN-for-hit, wagons uv<br />
love n lust t’circle, but Av’rage Man don’t Stop in Name of Love. Him just Walk on By.<br />
Av’rage Man walk FAST, him breeze spin Pretty Boy round on bar stool. Him slap neon label<br />
all over Pretty Boy face: “Pretty Boy: DON’T TOUCH! Him THINK him 2 good f’Av’rage<br />
Man.”<br />
Pretty Boy want to Reach Out n Touch, Somebody’s Hand, but him 2-2 weary. Him 2 tired<br />
2 convince Av’rage Man that him not what he think he am. Pretty Boy sing that song so<br />
many times it certified golden oldie. He wonder what him do, what him say what make<br />
Av’rage Man skirt by him like plague. Maybe Av’rage Man see Pretty Boy on bad night<br />
when Igor Man be UP in Pretty Boy face.<br />
Igor Man be UNqualified ooo-glee. Him be ooo-glee from conception. Igor Man chiseled<br />
handsome in no classical form. Beheld beautiful in no man’s eye. Be real aggravatin-Got<br />
no sane conversation-No discrimination. Him E.O.P. Cassanova-Be in ev’ry man face. Igor<br />
Man got mama what take fertility pills-Come from big fam’ly: Got uga-mug brut<strong>has</strong> in<br />
ev’ry state-united. Cannot be insulted! Pretty Boy piss in Igor Man ear n him think it Colt<br />
45.<br />
YES! Av’rage Man see Pretty Boy on baaad night when Igor Man pluck Pretty Boy HIM last<br />
nerve!:<br />
Pretty Boy splash good Jacky D in Igor Man one good eye.<br />
Plug him gappy brown toofuhsizis wid stale popcorn.<br />
Pinch Igor Man on hump n send him back to Quasimoto tower.<br />
Maybe that why Av’rage Man think Pretty Boy a mean Narci-sissy-us.<br />
Pretty Boy got him luck real bad n no good timin. Av’rage Man still be in corner ass-sessin n<br />
slurpin on Rollin Rock when Freak Man glue hisself to Pretty Boy butt. Why him do DAT!?<br />
Freak Man be snap-CRACKle-POP!-coke-no-Pepsi-widda-Tequilla-back. Him be wantin<br />
Pretty Boy real bad. Him be wantin trinket fuh sale. Him got ass, cash n carry small bidnis.<br />
Got big habit n heavy wife: Him got white Columbian mail order bride C.O.D. Freak Man<br />
be real pissed when Pretty Boy turn him shoulder more froze than freshly sniffed snow. Him<br />
want Pretty Boy to guard him coffin while him sleep. Maybe that why Av’rage Man think<br />
Pretty Boy a cold hearted bitch!<br />
Av’rage Man should be CPA. Him done moh ass-sessin than IRS. Him saw Pretty Boy at<br />
Sunday tea dance when GWM be desp’rately seeking GBM for STMR (short term meaningless<br />
relationship). Him MASSA LOOKIN F’MANDINGO.<br />
GWM be real civilized liberal. Him give he full name n business card. Him got much plastic<br />
gold. Him buy Pretty Boy drinks all day. Av’rage Man jaws be Kunta Kinte tight! He just<br />
know him right bout PrettyBoyWhore. GWM look at Pretty Boy n just know him got mocachoca-latta-ya-ya.<br />
Pretty Boy look over him shoulder for help from Av’rage Man, search<br />
him eye - plea for Av’rage Man to save him from auction block, but him done finish audit.<br />
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