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ARISTOPHANES<br />
talked over all the crowd? Guide him along to shame and wrong,<br />
And think you that to you or me<br />
Then leave him to repent.<br />
the same is not allowed, St. Hard words, alas! yet not more hard than just.<br />
To change it, so that sons by blows<br />
It was not right unfairly to keep back<br />
should keep their fathers steady? The money that I borrowed. Come, my darling,<br />
Still, we'll be liberal, and blows<br />
which we've received already<br />
Come and destroy that filthy Chaerephon<br />
And Socrates; for they've deceived us both I<br />
We will forget, we'll have no ex-<br />
Ph. No. I will lift no hand against my Tutors.<br />
post-facto legislation. St. Yes do, come, reverence Paternal Zeus.<br />
-Look at the game-cocks, look at all<br />
Ph. Look there! Paternal Zeus! what an old fool.<br />
the animal creation, Is there a Zeus?<br />
Do not they beat their parents? Aye:<br />
St. There is.<br />
I say then, that in fact Ph. There is no Zeus.<br />
They are as we, except that they<br />
Young Vortex reigns, and he has turned ou t Zeus.<br />
no special laws enact. St. No Vortex reigns: that was my foolish thought<br />
St. Why don't you then, if always where<br />
All through this vortex here. Fool that I was,<br />
the game-cock leads you follow, To think a piece of earthenware a God.<br />
Ascend your perch to roost at night,<br />
Ph. Well, rave away, talk nonsense to yourself. Exit.<br />
and dirt and ordure swallow? St. Oh! fool, fool, fool, how mad I must have been<br />
Ph. The case is different there, old man,<br />
To cast away the Gods, for Socrates.<br />
as Socrates would see. Yet Hermes, gracious Hermes, be not angry<br />
St. Well then you'll blame yourself at last, Nor crush me utterly, but look with mercy<br />
if you keep striking me. On faults to which his idle talk hath led me.<br />
Ph. Howso?<br />
And lend thy counsel; tell me, had I better<br />
St. Why, if it's right for me to punish you my son, Plague them with lawsuits, or how else annoy them.<br />
You can, if you have got one, yours.<br />
(Affects to listen.)<br />
Ph. Aye, but suppose I've none. Good: your ad vice is good: I'll have no la wsui ts,<br />
Then having gulled me you will die,<br />
I'll go a t once and set their house on fire,<br />
while I've been flogged in vain. The prating rascals. Here, here, Xanthias,<br />
St. Good friends! I really think he has<br />
Quick, quick here, bring your ladder and your<br />
some reason to complain. pitchfork,<br />
I must concede he has put the case<br />
Climb to the roof of their vile thinking-house,<br />
in quite a novel light : Dig at their tiles, dig stoutly, an' thou lovest me.<br />
I really think we should be flogged<br />
Tumble the very house about their ears.<br />
unless we act arigh t! And someone fetch me here a lighted torch,<br />
Ph. Look to a fresh idea then.<br />
And I'll soon see if, boasters as they are,<br />
St. He'll be my death I \'ow. They won't repent of what they've done to me.<br />
Ph. Yet then perhaps you will not grudge<br />
1st Student (within). 0 dear! 0 dear!<br />
ev'n what you suffer now. St. Now, now, my torch, send out a lusty flame.<br />
St. How! will you make me like the blows<br />
1St Stu. (within) Man I what are you at there?<br />
which I've received to-day? St. What am I at? I'll tell you.<br />
Ph. Yes, forI'll beat my mother too.<br />
St. What! What is that you say I<br />
I'm splitting straws with your house-rafters here.<br />
2nd Stu. (within) Oh me! who's been and set our<br />
Why, this is worse than all.<br />
house on fire?<br />
Ph. But what, if as I proved the other, St. Who was it, think you, that you stole the<br />
By the same Logic I can prove<br />
cloak from?<br />
'tis right to beat my mother? 3rd Stu. (within) 0 Murder! Murder!<br />
St. Aye! what indeed! if this you plead,<br />
If this you think to win,<br />
St. That's the very thing,<br />
Unless this pick prove traitor to my hopes,<br />
Why then, for all I care, you may<br />
To the Accursed Pit convey<br />
Or I fall down, and break my blessed neck.<br />
So. (at the window) Hallo! what are you at, up on<br />
Yourself wi th all your learning new,<br />
our roof?<br />
Your master, and your Logic too,<br />
St. I walk on air, and contemplate the Sun.<br />
And tumble headlong in.<br />
o Clouds! 0 Clouds! lowe all this to you I<br />
So. O! I shall suffocate. 0 dear! 0 dear!<br />
Chaerephon. And I, poor devil, shall be burnt to<br />
Why did I let you manage my affairs!<br />
Ch. Nay, nay, old man, you owe it to yourself.<br />
death.<br />
St. For with what aim did ye insult the Gods,<br />
Why didst thou turn to wicked practices?<br />
St. Ah, but ye should have asked me that before,<br />
And not have spurred a poor old fool to evil.<br />
Ch. Such is our plan. We find a man<br />
And pry around the dwellings of the Moon?<br />
Strike, smite them, spare them not, for many reasons,<br />
But most because they have blasphemed the Gods!<br />
Ch. Lead out of the way: for I think we may say<br />
On evil thoughts intent,<br />
We have acted our part very fairly to-day.<br />
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