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Cllr. 'Tis an orderly iob, then, to thieve and to rob<br />
and to break into houses by night.<br />
BI. Such modesty tool In whatever they do<br />
they are careful to keep out of sight.<br />
Po. Behold in the cities the Orator tribe;<br />
when poor in their earl y career<br />
How faithful and just to the popular trust,<br />
how true to the State they appear.<br />
When wealth at the City's expense they have<br />
gained,<br />
they are worsened at once by the pelf,<br />
Intriguing the popular cause to defeat,<br />
a ttacking the People itself.<br />
Chr. That is perfectly true though 'tis spoken by<br />
you,<br />
you spiteful malevolent witchl<br />
But still you shall squall for contending that all<br />
had better be poor than be rich.<br />
So don't be elate; for a terrible fate<br />
shall your steps overtake before long.<br />
Po. Why, I haven't yet heard the ghost ofa word<br />
to prove my contention is wrong.<br />
You splutter and try to flutter and fly:<br />
but of argument never a letter.<br />
Chr. Pray why do all people abhor you and<br />
shun?<br />
Po. Because I'm for making them better.<br />
So children, we see, from their paren ts will flee<br />
who would teach them the way they should go.<br />
So hardly we learn what is right to discern;<br />
so few what is best for them know.<br />
Cllr. Then Zeus, I suppose, is mistaken, nor knows<br />
what most for his comfort and bliss is,<br />
Since money and pelf he acquires for himself.<br />
BI. And her to the earth he dismisses.<br />
Po. 0 dullards and blind! full of styles is your<br />
mind;<br />
there are tumours titanic within it.<br />
Zeus wealthy I Not he: he's as poor as can be:<br />
and this I can prove in a minute.<br />
If Zeus be so wealthy, how came it of yore<br />
that out of his riches abounding<br />
He could find but a wreath of wild olive for those<br />
who should win a t the games he was founding,<br />
By all the Hellenes in each fourth year<br />
on Olympia's plains to be holden?<br />
If Zeus were as wealthy and rich as you say,<br />
the wreath should at least have been golden.<br />
Chr. It is plain, I should think, 'tis from love of the<br />
chink<br />
that the conduct you mention arises;<br />
The God is unwilling to lavish a doit<br />
of the money he loves upon prizes.<br />
The rubbish may go to the victors below;<br />
the gold he retains in his coffers.<br />
Po. How dare you produce such a libel on Zeus,<br />
you couple of ignorant scoffers?<br />
'Twere better, I'm sure, to be honest and poor,<br />
than rich and so stingy and screwing.<br />
Chr. Zeus crown you, I pray, with the wild olive<br />
spray,<br />
ARISTOPHANES<br />
Po. To think that you dare to persist and declare<br />
that Poverty does not present you<br />
With all that is noblest and best in your lives!<br />
Chr. Will Hecate's judgement content you?<br />
If you question her which are the better, the rich<br />
or the poor, she will say, I opine,<br />
"Each month do the we-althy a supper provide,<br />
to be used in my service divine,<br />
But the poor lie in wai t for a snatch at the plate,<br />
or e'er it is placed on my shrine."<br />
So away, nor retort with a g-r-r, you degraded<br />
Importunate scold!<br />
Persuade me you may, but I won't be persuaded.<br />
Po. 0 Argos, behold!<br />
Chr. Nay Pauson, your messmate, to aid you invite.<br />
Po. o woe upon woe!<br />
Cm. Be off to the ravens; get out of my sight.<br />
Po. 0 where shall I go?<br />
Cllr. Go? Go to the pillory; don't be so slack,<br />
Nor longer delay.<br />
Po. Ah me, but ye'll speedily send for me back,<br />
Who scout me to-day I<br />
Exit.<br />
Chr. When we send for you, come; not before. So<br />
farewell!<br />
With Wealth as my comrade 'tis better to dwell.<br />
Get you gone, and bemoan your misfortunes alone.<br />
BI. I too have a mind for an opulent life<br />
Of revel and mirth with my children and wife,<br />
Untroubled by Poverty's panics.<br />
And then as I'm passing, all shiny and bright,<br />
From my bath to my supper, what joy and delight<br />
My fingers to snap in disdain at the sight<br />
Of herself and her frowsy mechanics.<br />
CIlr. That cursed witch, thank Heaven, has gone<br />
and left us.<br />
But you and I.will take the God at once<br />
To spend the night inside Asclepius' Temple.<br />
BI. And don't delay one instant, lest there corne<br />
Some other hindrance to the work in hand.<br />
Cllr. Hi I bov there, Cario, fetch me out the<br />
blankets,<br />
And bring the God himself, with due observance,<br />
And whatsoever is prepared within.<br />
After 626 they all quit tile stage. A whole night tJ<br />
supposed to pass, and next day CARlO suddenly<br />
runs in with joyful news. He addresses the CHO<br />
RUS in the orchestra.<br />
Ca. Here's joy, here's happiness, old friends, for<br />
you<br />
Who, at the feast of Theseus, many a time<br />
Have ladled up small sops of barley-broth!<br />
Here's joy for you and all good folk besides.<br />
Ch. How now, you best of all your fellow-knaves?<br />
You seem to corne a messenger of good.<br />
Ca. With happiest fortune has my master sped,<br />
Or rather Wealth himself; no longer blind,<br />
"He hath relumed the brightness of his eyes,<br />
So kind a Healer hath Asclepius proved."<br />
Ch. (singing) Joy for the news you bring.<br />
Joy! Joy! with shouts I sing.<br />
and send you away to your ruin! Ca. Aye, will you, nill you, it is joy indeed.<br />
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