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In. 0 mel once more.<br />
Ca. (to GOOD MAN) Hand me your gaberdine,<br />
I'll wrap this rogue of an Informer in it.<br />
G. M. Nay, that long since is dedicate to Wealth.<br />
Ca. Where can it then more aptly be suspended<br />
Than on a rogue and housebreaker like this?<br />
Wealth we will decorate with nobler robes.<br />
G. M. How shall we manage with my cast-off<br />
shoes?<br />
Ca. Those on his forehead, as upon the stock<br />
Of a wild olive, will I nail at once.<br />
In. I'll stay no longer; for, alone, I am weaker,<br />
I know, than you; but give me once a comrade,<br />
A willing one, and ere the day is spen t<br />
I'll bring this lusty God of yours to justice,<br />
For that, being only one, he is overthrowing<br />
Our great democracy; nor seeks to gain<br />
The Council's sanction, or the Assembly's either.<br />
Exit INFORMER.<br />
G. M. Aye run you off, accoutred as you are<br />
In all my panoply, and take the station<br />
I held erewhile beside the bath-room fire,<br />
The Coryphaeus of the starvelings there.<br />
Ca. Nay, but the keeper of the baths will drag him<br />
Out by the ears; for he'll at once perceive<br />
The man is metal of the baser sort.<br />
But go we in that you may pray the God.<br />
The GOOD MAN' and CARlO enter the house. Enter<br />
OLD LADY with attendant, carrying cakJ:s and<br />
sweetmeats on a tray.<br />
Old Lady. Pray, have we really reached, you dear<br />
old men,<br />
The very dwelling where this new God dwells?<br />
Or have we altogether missed the way?<br />
Ch. No, you have really reached his very door,<br />
You dear young girl; for girl-like is your speech.<br />
o. L. 0, then, I'll summon one of those within.<br />
Enter CHREMYLUS.<br />
Chr. Nay, for, unsummoned, I have just come out.<br />
So tell me freely what has brought you here.<br />
o. L. 0, sad, my dear, and anguished is my lot,<br />
For ever since this God began to see<br />
My life's been not worth living; all through him.<br />
Chr. What, were you too a she-informer then<br />
Amongst the women?<br />
o. L. No indeed, not I.<br />
Chr. Or, not elected, sat you judging-wine?<br />
O. L. You jest; but I, poor soul, am misery-stung.<br />
Chr. What kind of misery stings you? tell me<br />
quick.<br />
o. L. Then listen. I'd a lad that loved me well,<br />
Poor, but so handsome, and so fair to see,<br />
Quite virtuous too; whate'er I wished, he did<br />
In such a nice and gentlemanly way;<br />
And what he wanted, I in turn supplied.<br />
Chr. What were the things he asked you to supply?<br />
o. L. Not many: so prodigious the respect<br />
In which he held me. 'Twould be twenty drachmas<br />
To buy a cloak and, maybe, eight for shoes;<br />
Then for his sisters he would want a gown,<br />
And just one mantle for his mother's use,<br />
And twice twelve bushels of good whea t perchance.<br />
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Chr. Not many truly were the gifts he asked I<br />
'Tis plain he held you in immense respect.<br />
o. L. And these he wanted not for greed, he swore,<br />
But for love's sake, that when my robe he wore,<br />
He might, by that, remember me the more.<br />
Chr. A man prodigiously in love indeed!<br />
o. L. Aye, but the scamp's quite other-minded<br />
now.<br />
He's altogether changed from what he was.<br />
So when I sent him this delicious cake,<br />
And all these bon-bons here upon the tray.<br />
Adding a whispered message that I hoped<br />
To come at even-<br />
Chr. Tell me what he did?<br />
O.L. He sent them back, and sent this cream-cake<br />
too.<br />
Upon condition that I come no more;<br />
And said withal, "Long since. in war's alarms<br />
Were the Milesianslusty men-at-arms."<br />
Chr. 0. then the lad's not vicious; now he's rich<br />
He cares for broth no longer, though before,<br />
When he was poor. he snapped up anything.<br />
O.L. 0. by the Twain. and every day before,<br />
He used to come, a suppliant, to my door.<br />
Chr. What, for your funeral?<br />
O.L. No. he was but fain<br />
My voice to hear.<br />
Chr. Your bounty to obtain.<br />
O.L. When in the dumps, he'd smother me with<br />
love,<br />
Calling me "little duck" and "little dove."<br />
Chr. And then begged something for a pair of<br />
shoes.<br />
O.L. And if perchance, when riding in my coach<br />
At the Great Mysteries. some gallant threw<br />
A glance my way, he'd beat me black and blue,<br />
So very jealous had the young man grown.<br />
Chr. Aye. aye, he liked to eat his cake alone.<br />
O.L. He vowed my hands were passing fair and<br />
white.<br />
Chr. With twenty drachmas in them-well he<br />
might.<br />
O.L. And much he praised the fragrance of my<br />
skin.<br />
Chr. No doubt. no doubt, If Thasian you poured<br />
in.<br />
O.L. And then he swore my glance was soft and<br />
sweet.<br />
Chr. He was no fool: he knew the way to eat<br />
The goodly substance of a fond old dame.<br />
O.L. 0 then. my dear, the God is much to blame.<br />
He said he'd right the injured, everyone.<br />
Chr. What shall he do? speak. and the thing is done.<br />
O.L. He should, by Zeus, this graceless youth<br />
compel<br />
To recompense the love that loved him well;<br />
Or no good fortune on the lad should light.<br />
Chr. Did he not then repay you every night?<br />
O.L. He'd never leave me all my life, he said.<br />
Chr. And rightly too; but now he counts you dead.<br />
O.L. My dear. with love's fierce pangs I've pined<br />
away.