Green Book Of Meditations Volume 6 The Books of Songs - Student ...

I Told The Arch Druid
(A.K.A. “I told the Witch Doctor” or A.K.A.
“Ooo-ee Ooo-ah ah, ting tang, walla walla, bing bang)
By Mike Scharding, DC Grove, 2001
Copyright not claimed. For the Public Domain.
http://www.geocities.com/ohtoad/WitchDoctor.html
I told my Arch Druid
This grove just can’t be right.
I told my Arch Druid
I sun-worship at night!
And then the Arch druid
She told me where to go:
Chorus
She said that;
N.R.D.N.A, H.K., O.B.O.D., E.D.,
B.C.U. & B., T.D., B.D.O., O.B.D.,
E.D.O., U.A.O.D. , I.O.D., B.C.D.,
D.C.S.G, A.D.F., May B O.K. 4 U.
I told my Arch Druid
Your site’s not cool at all.
I told my Arch Druid
Your rocks are just too small
And then the Arch Druid
She told me where to go:
Chorus
I told my Arch Druid
I want a group more wise
I told my Arch Druid
Those robes don’t match my eyes.
And then the Arch Druid
She told me where to go:
Chorus
SPOKEN POETIC INTERLUDE #1
You’ve been trying
to ‘void me
Just like I was a big jerk,
And I’ll admit
I wasn’t very smart.
So I went out
And found myself
A real group whose magic works;
Cuz you eagerly
Showed me where to start.
I told my Arch Druid
Let’s draw a pentagram,
I told my Arch Druid
And call Gods from Viet-nam.
And then the Arch Druid
She told me where to go:
(Actually, she was at a loss for words.)
(But after a pause, this is what I heard)
Final Chorus
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Other Possible verses:
SPOKEN POETIC INTERLUDE #2
(You’ve been worshipping
the Earth in
forests, wide plains and desert,
but I prefer
sky-clad on a full-moon;
But only indoors,
With big crystals,
Cuz I’m allergic to chills & dirt;
So let’s postpone
Beltane until late June.)
I told my Arch Druid
I sacrifice pickles.
I told my Arch Druid
A boomerang’s my sickle.
And then the Archdruid
She told me where to go:
Chorus
(And then she really told me where to go….)
(By the way, if you’re curious:
New Reformed Druids of North America, Henge of Keltria, Order
Bards Ovates & Druids, Ecole Druidique, British Circle of the
Universal Bond, (James Bond?,) Temple of Danaan, British Druid
Order, Order of British Druids, Enchanted Druid Order, United
Ancient Order of Druids, Insular Order of Druids, Bandarach
College of Druids, Divine Circle of the Sacred Grove, Ar
nDraiocht Fein)
(Couldn’t fit these in:
Druidic Craft of the Wise, Celtic Traditionalist Order of Druids,
Dalriada, An Druidh Uileach Braithreachas, Order of the White
Oak, Reformed Druidic Wicca, Missionary Order of The Celtic
Cross, Order of the Mithril Star, IMBAS)
If I Had a Rich Grove
By Patrick Haneke, Akita Grove, RDNA
Dedicated to Isaac Bonewits & all of us out there with no liquid
reserves.
September 2001 For the Public Domain.
http://www.broadwaymidi.com/shows/fiddler_on_the_roof.html
http://www.hamienet.com/Broadway_Musical/F/Fiddler_on_the_
Roof/more2.alex (choose the longer one 4:55 version)
Spoken introduction:
“Dear Gods, you made many, many poor priests.
I realize, of course, that it’s no shame to be poor.
But it’s no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?”
If I had a rich grove
Daidle deedle daidle deedle daidle dum
All day long I’d biddy biddy bum
If I had a wealthy grove.
I wouldn’t have to work hard
Daidle deedle daidle deedle daidle dum
If I had a biddy bidy rich
Deedle daidle deedle daidle grove.