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Kalida pic<br />

Natasha shows off the pirate cake she took 1st prize<br />

with at the Cairns Show! (junior division) So if you<br />

want a great cake, talk to the pro. Bring cash!<br />

Pocket money<br />

for sailing kids<br />

By Natasha Harper, SY Kalida<br />

When our cruising ends for the year and we go back to a safe haven for<br />

cyclone season we need to look around for the odd jobs to earn some money<br />

to fix our rusting bikes which are always falling apart by the end of the<br />

season. Of course its time to buy Christmas presents and after 8 months of<br />

not going to the movies its amazing what I'll do to earn money for a movie<br />

ticket!<br />

My brother Matthew and I have done a variety of strange and wonderful<br />

jobs over the years. One day we went past a rather large yacht and they<br />

called us over and asked if we would like to earn some money by sticking our<br />

little hands down a dark hole in the floor next to the mast then into another<br />

gap to retrieve his wife's watch. He also said if you find any money down<br />

there you can keep it. Well, the gap was too small for my hand but Matthew<br />

could get his in (I could have got mine in but it looked too dark and scary so I<br />

thought I'd sacrifice Matt - that's what brothers are for), and he managed to<br />

get the watch and about $43 in coins. He said it hadn't been cleaned in that<br />

area for about 3 years. What a find!<br />

We had a great little business at one stage over the wet season bailing<br />

dinghies on the dinghy dock each day. We were paid weekly to keep them<br />

floating but we suddenly realized it might not have been that good as we<br />

sometimes had to empty them 3 and 4 times a day when the really heavy<br />

rains came.<br />

We have babysat young children and pets on people's boats some of the<br />

pets range from puppies to cats to a cockatoo in a cage. <strong>The</strong> puppies are the<br />

nicest.<br />

A few other jobs we have done are washing and polishing two small<br />

submarines, delivering <strong>The</strong> <strong>Coastal</strong> <strong>Passage</strong> to boats that don't normally get<br />

them, delivering fliers for shops like the DeckStore, selling bread, yoghurt and<br />

beef jerky that we make. We have even helped the odd boat with stainless<br />

polishing (don't like that one). Matthew was doing pretty well with his knife<br />

sharpening; he really knows how to get a very sharp edge on cooking knives.<br />

One job that we thought was pretty good was an overseas yacht that was<br />

travelling north had a real sweat tooth for cakes and paid us to bake all these<br />

different types of “Australian cakes” that they wanted to have cut into slices<br />

and frozen. We made in two days five cakes, we cut them up and put them<br />

into cliplock bags and they froze them. I hope they liked them as I think<br />

Matthew might have left a few things out of the one he made; perhaps they<br />

might have thought that's how it was supposed to taste.<br />

Well I hope I have inspired other yachtie children to do some strange jobs<br />

so they can also save up to buy stuff they might like. Just watch out for your<br />

parents jobs on your own boat. <strong>The</strong>y some how think they don't have to pay<br />

us. Why would they think that? <strong>The</strong>y always seem to have so many jobs.<br />

PS: We refuse to clean under our boat or anyone's boat. When you get<br />

those creatures on you you'll understand.<br />

TCP Ships Store<br />

All prices include shipping & gst<br />

(within Australia)<br />

GREG DICKSON novels<br />

RAISING<br />

TRUE NORTH<br />

$30<br />

CARIBBEE<br />

$30<br />

Buy both,<br />

pay only $50!<br />

(inc S&H & gst)<br />

Susan Bett's Favourite Boat Names<br />

By Susan Bett, behind, or their favourite colour.<br />

MV Scallywag<br />

Fred Carpenter was no doubt a<br />

chippie, Mary Green adored the<br />

We refer to our boats by name colour, Rupert French was from<br />

as if they were real people as a Paris and of course there are the<br />

means of identification and as an Bakers and the Butchers. Some<br />

acknowledgment of our ability to people name their boats after<br />

come up with an innovative or their occupation such as:<br />

amusing name. Selecting a Teacher's Pet, Sealectric,<br />

name can be both fun and Headhunter, Dealership, Pilot's<br />

challenging. In our search for an Boat, Legal Eagle, Tooth Ferry<br />

original and personally or Permanent Wave.<br />

meaningful identification, we<br />

often name our boats to reflect f you are choosing a name for<br />

our current circumstances or your boat, consider the image it<br />

perhaps our own personalities. creates to others but more<br />

A Marine Services company in<br />

the USA has records of boat<br />

names they have been involved<br />

with and have identified the most<br />

popular for the past decade.<br />

<strong>The</strong>y have been: Freedom,<br />

Obsession, Wet Dream, Wind<br />

importantly, remember it has to<br />

be readily understood on the<br />

radio. Long, complicated or hard<br />

to pronounce names with more<br />

than three words are often<br />

difficult to understand or transmit<br />

especially in foreign waters.<br />

Song, Spirit, MisBehavin,<br />

Connecting your mothership to<br />

Serenit,y Great Escape,<br />

it's tender by name is<br />

Footloose, the signs of the guaranteed to attract attention<br />

Zodiac, and any combined anywhere. Some good<br />

names of Skipper and First Mate examples:<br />

such as LynDen, MarTom or Bewitched & Bewildered<br />

DonElla.<br />

Magnitude & Minitude<br />

What is the history of names<br />

and how did they come about<br />

in the first place? Record<br />

keeping of family names has<br />

Gadget & Gidget<br />

Sea Dog & Sea Puppy<br />

Bullship & Piece of Ship<br />

Fat Cat & Kitten<br />

been passed down through Many people believe that when<br />

generations each society you buy a boat with a name you<br />

creating their own system for simply can't live with that it is<br />

naming their offspring.<br />

unlucky to change it. Since the<br />

According to our history books, beginning of time sailors have<br />

in 1465 thousands of new sworn that there are unlucky<br />

people were pouring into<br />

ships and the unluckiest of all<br />

England. King Edward, in order are those who have defied the<br />

to provide identities for his new Gods and changed their boat's<br />

immigrants, decided to give name. A full de-naming and re-<br />

them some choices for names. naming ceremony can be found<br />

<strong>The</strong>y could choose their<br />

in the booklet, Great Ideas for<br />

occupation, the place they left Boat Names.<br />

TCP's 50th anniversary book store special!<br />

Buy Susan Betts Galley Guide or Greg Dicksons 2 Novels,<br />

get Susan Betts Great Ideas Boat Names FREE! (limited supply - act fast!)<br />

Great ideas<br />

Galley Guide<br />

by Susan Bett<br />

$25<br />

Great ideas for<br />

Boat Names<br />

Booklet<br />

by Susan Bett<br />

(inc S&H & gst) $6<br />

From the booklet: Great Ideas for Boat Names<br />

by Susan Bett, Author of Great Ideas Galley Guide<br />

Susan Bett shows off her Boat Names Booklet on MV Scallywag (great boat name!)<br />

www.thecoastalpassage.com/storebooks.html<br />

OR<br />

OR<br />

A few favourites:<br />

Abbreviations: Wind<br />

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F Gone with the<br />

(Do I Look Like I Wind<br />

Give a F…!) Windfall<br />

A.S.D.I.P Windbag<br />

(Another Shitty Sea Creatures<br />

Day in Paradise) Clown Fish<br />

A.W.O.L Blue Swimmer<br />

(Absent without Sea Horse<br />

Leave) Nautilus<br />

Using Given Special Women<br />

Names Dancing Queen<br />

Wandering Willy Lady Helmsman<br />

Good Time First Lady<br />

Charlie <strong>The</strong> Other<br />

Proud Mary Woman<br />

Jolly Roger Gypsea Woman<br />

Dollar Bill Nautigirl<br />

Fun Names Fat Lady<br />

Never Again 3 Colours<br />

Fantastic Plastic Mellow Yellow<br />

Mission Possible Orange Peel<br />

<strong>The</strong> Other Bitch <strong>The</strong> Blue Note<br />

Inya Dreams Tickled Pink<br />

Work of Heart Red Hot Chilli<br />

Indecent Quicksilver<br />

Obsession Catamarans:<br />

Bed & Breakfast Dual Force<br />

Costalot Fat Cat<br />

<strong>The</strong> Office Twotimer<br />

Good Vibrations Second Fiddle<br />

Men Behaving Double Vision<br />

Badly Split Second<br />

No Boundaries Supercat<br />

Wine Down Trimarans:<br />

Midlife Crisis Tripod<br />

Superdong Third Degree<br />

Prince of Tides Three Cheers<br />

Titan Uranus Trifecta<br />

Aquadisiac Wishbone<br />

Playbuoy Love Triangle<br />

Wasted Seamen Nice Tri<br />

Breakin Wind<br />

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