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a conversation with<br />
Santa Claus on Christmastime<br />
“I’ve been doing this almost 1,700<br />
years and I can count all the bad<br />
kids I’ve seen on my two hands.”<br />
--Santa Claus<br />
EDITOR’S NOTE:<br />
Thanks Santa, and<br />
Merry Christmas from<br />
the Sun Staff!<br />
Santa Claus recently took a break from<br />
his busy schedule to sit down and have<br />
some cookies and milk with the Sun staff.<br />
He had dropped by to personally pick up<br />
some of his letters from the Northside Sun.<br />
At his request we publish the letters to save<br />
him time. You see, while he’s reading the<br />
Sun he can also read the letters. While<br />
Santa was here, the staff talked with him<br />
about his hectic journey Christmas Eve.<br />
Gee Santa, it seems like only yesterday we<br />
were here in the conference room drinking<br />
hot chocolate and talking about the same<br />
things. It’s amazing how time flies.<br />
“Well to you and me it seems that way.<br />
We’re old. But to the young ones it seems<br />
forever ago. And today is probably the<br />
longest day of the year for them knowing<br />
that tomorrow is Christmas Eve. I’ve got lots<br />
of things to get done.”<br />
Although you seem to have a great job,<br />
it must be hard, especially around this<br />
time of the year.<br />
“Actually my work is easy. I have so many<br />
great helpers in my workshop. The children<br />
tell me exactly what they want and y’all<br />
make it easy for me by publishing their letters.<br />
All that is the easy part and this is the<br />
most fun time of the year for me. The hard<br />
part of the job comes after Christmas. You<br />
think I’m fat and jolly now. Well on<br />
December the 26th I’m fatter and not very<br />
jolly. HoHoHo. I don’t know if you realize it,<br />
but I consume thousands of calories on my<br />
delivery. So many that from January till<br />
about July, I’m on a very strict diet. That’s<br />
the hard part of my job. Thank goodness<br />
there’re not many swimming pools at the<br />
North Pole because I wouldn’t look too good<br />
in my bathing trunks. HoHoHo.”<br />
Tomorrow’s the big night. Are you<br />
ready? Is the list ready?<br />
“Yes, we are ready. Everything is going<br />
pretty smooth. I will be very busy and I will<br />
not get a break until the day after Christmas.<br />
“But we will pull it off, we always do.<br />
“As far as the list is concerned, it is complete<br />
thanks to our teamwork.”<br />
Are you looking forward to all the milk<br />
and cookies the children leave for you?<br />
“Of course. Wouldn’t you? HoHoHo.<br />
People are always tormenting me about my<br />
weight. You know it’s funny, I see all these<br />
pictures of myself in books and on TV and<br />
I look chubby, like I do now. But if you’ll<br />
notice, I’m always on my way to deliver<br />
presents in the pictures. My sleigh is always<br />
fully loaded. You never see me on my way<br />
home. If you did, you wouldn’t recognize<br />
me.<br />
“I bring gifts to almost 400 million children<br />
in more than 90 million homes around<br />
the world. I have about 31 hours to do it,<br />
thanks to the different time zones and the<br />
rotation of the earth, but I still have to work<br />
at a brutal pace. I have to eat those cookies<br />
and drink the milk or I’d waste away to<br />
nothing.”<br />
Many people have come to know you<br />
by your outfit. How did you choose it?<br />
“Well, that’s really kind of an interesting<br />
story. As you know, I’ve been bringing toys<br />
to girls and boys for well over 1,500 years.<br />
And I’ve been coming to the United States<br />
since before it was the United States.<br />
“I used to be a bishop of the church. Ever<br />
since the fourth century, and up until the<br />
19th century, I wore my bishop’s garb. It<br />
wasn’t very comfortable, but I was proud of<br />
my work as a bishop and liked to wear it.<br />
“Then, in 1823, the poet Clement Clark<br />
Moore wrote ‘The Night Before<br />
Christmas,’ and in the 1860s, Harper’s magazine<br />
started publishing paintings of me by<br />
the artist Thomas Nast.<br />
“Moore and Nast did good work. They<br />
got most of it right, but they missed on the<br />
outfit.<br />
“The poem and the paintings were so<br />
popular, though, people just expected me to<br />
be in the furry red suit and this crazy hat, so<br />
that’s what I started wearing.<br />
“Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mind. In<br />
fact, this suit is warmer and I’m a lot more<br />
comfortable now. I just think it’s funny. ‘Art<br />
imitates life,’ they say. Ha!”<br />
Santa, you seem a very educated man.<br />
“Well, I guess I learned a lot on the job.<br />
For instance, I grew up speaking a form of<br />
what is now the Turkish language. As I<br />
began giving gifts to children in larger and<br />
larger areas of the world, I had to learn dif-<br />
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ferent languages.<br />
“If I got a letter addressed to ‘Father<br />
Christmas,’ ‘Sinter Klaas,’ ‘Pere Noel,’<br />
‘Julenisse,’ or ‘der Weinachtsmann,’ I had<br />
to be able to understand it. So, I learned<br />
many different languages.<br />
“In the same sense, I have become familiar<br />
with many different cultures. I don’t just<br />
blindly give children gifts they request, I<br />
make it a point to test them first. So, I have<br />
not given a book I did not first read, a CD I<br />
did not first listen to, and so on. I’ve<br />
become very well-acquainted with the different<br />
cultures of the world and I stay up-todate<br />
as they shift and evolve. I guess you<br />
could say I have a pretty good vantage<br />
point. HoHoHo.”<br />
So, how do kids in Jackson stack up to<br />
kids in other places? Naughtier or nicer?<br />
And what about kids today as opposed to<br />
other times in history?<br />
“Good question. The level of naughtiness<br />
in youth remains constant no matter what<br />
point in space or time. Kids in place X are<br />
just as nice as kids in place Y. Kids today<br />
are just as good as ever. The statistics show<br />
it.<br />
“And, to tell you the truth, there aren’t<br />
very many bad kids at all. I’ve been doing<br />
this almost 1,700 years and I can count all<br />
the bad kids I’ve seen on my two hands.<br />
Sure, kids are mischievous, but even most<br />
kids people think are bad aren’t truly bad.<br />
They just make mistakes or they’re sometimes<br />
misunderstood.”<br />
What do you have planned when you<br />
get back to the North Pole after your<br />
rounds?<br />
“Mrs. Claus and I have a little routine. It<br />
has been the same for years. When I get<br />
back, she has a big cup of tea waiting for<br />
me. We sit by the fire and as I drink my tea,<br />
I tell her all about my trip. Usually, some<br />
pretty fun things happen on Christmas Eve,<br />
so she loves to hear about it.<br />
“After my tea, I go to bed and sleep for<br />
about 18 hours. Those next few days is our<br />
only vacation during the year. After a few<br />
days off, the elves, the reindeer, Mrs. Claus<br />
and I have a big New Year’s Eve party and<br />
then, on January 2, we start getting ready<br />
for Christmas all over again.”