WHOLESALE MOBILE HOMES - The Weekly Bargain Journal
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Oklahoma <strong>Bargain</strong> <strong>Journal</strong> Online: http://www.weeklybargainjournal.com email:bargainjournal@sbcglobal.net APRIL 9, 2013 PAGE 9<br />
funny<br />
bone<br />
Winter Boots<br />
He asked for help and she<br />
could see why. Even with her<br />
pulling, and him pushing,<br />
the little boots still didn't<br />
want to go on.<br />
By the time they got the<br />
second boot on, she had<br />
worked up a sweat.<br />
She almost cried when the<br />
little boy said, 'Teacher,<br />
they're on the wrong feet.'<br />
S h e l o o k e d , a n d s u r e<br />
enough, they were.<br />
Unfortunately, it wasn't any<br />
easier pulling the boots off,<br />
than it was putting them on.<br />
She managed to keep her<br />
cool as, together; they<br />
worked to get the boots back<br />
on, this time on the correct<br />
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On my way to visit a sick<br />
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pickup. <strong>The</strong> driver pointed to<br />
my back left wheel. Just at<br />
that moment, I realized the<br />
tire was going flat.<br />
I pulled into a driveway and<br />
got out of the truck to look at<br />
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feet.<br />
He then announced, '<strong>The</strong>se<br />
aren't my boots.'<br />
She bit her tongue, rather<br />
than get right in his face and<br />
scream, 'Why didn't you say<br />
so?' like she wanted to.<br />
Once again, she struggled to<br />
help him pull the ill-fitting<br />
boots off his little feet.<br />
No sooner had they got the<br />
boots off when he said,<br />
'<strong>The</strong>y're my brother's boots.<br />
But my Mom made me wear<br />
'em today.'<br />
Now she didn't know if she<br />
should laugh or cry, but she<br />
mustered up what grace and<br />
courage she had left to<br />
wrestle the boots back onto<br />
his feet again.<br />
Helping him into his coat,<br />
she asked, 'Now, where are<br />
your mittens?'<br />
He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the<br />
toes of my boots.'<br />
She'll be eligible for parole in<br />
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the tire. All of a sudden, the<br />
red car zipped into the<br />
driveway.<br />
A y o u n g m a n g o t o u t .<br />
"Sister," he said, "get back in t<br />
he truck. I'll fix the tire."<br />
As he changed the tire, I<br />
t a l ke d w i t h h i m . " Yo u<br />
remember me," he said.<br />
“Mike Sinn. You visited me<br />
Good Morning!<br />
A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning<br />
and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was<br />
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down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army<br />
guys in the bottom of the cup.<br />
She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys<br />
be in the bottom of my cup?"<br />
Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV,<br />
<strong>The</strong> best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup."<br />
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