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Oklahoma <strong>Bargain</strong> <strong>Journal</strong> Online: http://www.weeklybargainjournal.com email:bargainjournal@sbcglobal.net APRIL 9, 2013 PAGE 9<br />

funny<br />

bone<br />

Winter Boots<br />

He asked for help and she<br />

could see why. Even with her<br />

pulling, and him pushing,<br />

the little boots still didn't<br />

want to go on.<br />

By the time they got the<br />

second boot on, she had<br />

worked up a sweat.<br />

She almost cried when the<br />

little boy said, 'Teacher,<br />

they're on the wrong feet.'<br />

S h e l o o k e d , a n d s u r e<br />

enough, they were.<br />

Unfortunately, it wasn't any<br />

easier pulling the boots off,<br />

than it was putting them on.<br />

She managed to keep her<br />

cool as, together; they<br />

worked to get the boots back<br />

on, this time on the correct<br />

<strong>The</strong> Flat Tire<br />

On my way to visit a sick<br />

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pickup. <strong>The</strong> driver pointed to<br />

my back left wheel. Just at<br />

that moment, I realized the<br />

tire was going flat.<br />

I pulled into a driveway and<br />

got out of the truck to look at<br />

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feet.<br />

He then announced, '<strong>The</strong>se<br />

aren't my boots.'<br />

She bit her tongue, rather<br />

than get right in his face and<br />

scream, 'Why didn't you say<br />

so?' like she wanted to.<br />

Once again, she struggled to<br />

help him pull the ill-fitting<br />

boots off his little feet.<br />

No sooner had they got the<br />

boots off when he said,<br />

'<strong>The</strong>y're my brother's boots.<br />

But my Mom made me wear<br />

'em today.'<br />

Now she didn't know if she<br />

should laugh or cry, but she<br />

mustered up what grace and<br />

courage she had left to<br />

wrestle the boots back onto<br />

his feet again.<br />

Helping him into his coat,<br />

she asked, 'Now, where are<br />

your mittens?'<br />

He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the<br />

toes of my boots.'<br />

She'll be eligible for parole in<br />

three years.<br />

the tire. All of a sudden, the<br />

red car zipped into the<br />

driveway.<br />

A y o u n g m a n g o t o u t .<br />

"Sister," he said, "get back in t<br />

he truck. I'll fix the tire."<br />

As he changed the tire, I<br />

t a l ke d w i t h h i m . " Yo u<br />

remember me," he said.<br />

“Mike Sinn. You visited me<br />

Good Morning!<br />

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning<br />

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She asked, "Honey, why would three little green army guys<br />

be in the bottom of my cup?"<br />

Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's like on TV,<br />

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in the hospital." It occurred<br />

to me that this was probably<br />

the first time that Grace was<br />

saved by Sinn.<br />

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