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46 NIGHTLIFE<br />
Katowice For Beer Lovers<br />
After a dozen or so hangovers (and extra trips to the<br />
shop for bog roll), Polish beer generally leaves one with<br />
an understanding of why vodka is so popular in Poland.<br />
Silesia has the honour of being home to the two worst<br />
offenders – Tyskie and Żywiec – which enjoy ubiquitous<br />
national distribution and sadly also bear the mantle of<br />
Polish beer abroad. Put a half-litre of each in front of you,<br />
blindfold yourself and we doubt your palate can discern<br />
the difference. Locals will argue that since international<br />
buyouts the quality of both has declined, but that’s beside<br />
the point. Basically a diet of these two gets boring fast<br />
for anyone with a real affinity for beer. What too often<br />
goes unrealised is that Poland actually has hundreds<br />
of independent microbreweries that produce delicious<br />
beer. <strong>In</strong> the last few years, Kraków and Warsaw have<br />
finally caught on, with the beer culture of those two cities<br />
happily changing to make Polish microbrews readily<br />
available in many bars and shops. Katowice, being a bit<br />
closer to home, and hardly known as a trendsetter on<br />
the nightlife front, has yet to proliferate alternatives to<br />
Tyskie, Żywiec and other mass market beers, but there<br />
are a growing number of exceptions.<br />
One of our favourite places in Katowice is Fanaberia<br />
(see Cafes) and we’re not going to pretend that it’s not<br />
because of their great beer selection. The widest variety<br />
we’ve seen in the city, it changes often but generally<br />
includes beers from Gdańsk’s Amber Brewery (Żywe<br />
and the excellent Koźlak), Olsztyn’s Kormoran Brewery<br />
(cherry and plum-flavoured beers), Ciechan Brewery from<br />
north of Warsaw (offering wheat, honey, porter and even<br />
stout), and the excellent Witnica Brewery near the German<br />
border, which produces a wide variety of styles – try<br />
their curiously named Piwo Keltyckie (Celtic Beer) if you<br />
have the chance (look for the blue label).<br />
A rather low-key locale, you may be in the minority drinking in<br />
Fanaberia and they also close early, so your next best option<br />
is the super trendy Kato on ul. Mariacka. Kato’s selection<br />
of bottled microbrews is always in flux but there are plenty<br />
to choose from; we recommend Magnus, a sweet dark beer<br />
from the Jagiełło Brewery in far eastern Poland. If you’re<br />
looking for something more local, head to Kremowa (see<br />
Cafes) or Latająca Świnia (see <strong>In</strong>ternational Restaurants)<br />
to try a draft from the Castle Brewery in Raciborz. 80km<br />
southeast from Katowice, Raciborz is about as far from the<br />
city as you can go without leaving Silesia, but Silesian beer<br />
it is. Their quality brews include a honey lager, dark bock<br />
beer and the mysterious ‘green pilsner’, which is even on<br />
tap in Kremowa so you can appreciate the full absurdity of<br />
drinking a half-litre of green liquid. <strong>In</strong> addition to Raciborz<br />
brews, Latająca Świnia also offers Fortuna Porter (from<br />
outside Poznań) and fruity ales from the aforementioned<br />
Kormoran Brewery and Cornelius Brewery’s ‘Grapefruit<br />
Wheat’ beer (produced south of Łódż).<br />
If you want to stack these national ales against their<br />
Czech counterparts, Dobra Karma (see Vegetarian<br />
Restaurants) offers beers from the Czech Primator<br />
Brewery, including a pale ale, wheat, and double porter.<br />
Finally, we have to mention that Katowice actually has<br />
two microbreweries of its own - Bierhalle and Spiż -<br />
where the beer is produced on site and certainly worth<br />
drinking (see Microbreweries). Unfortunately, the former<br />
is located in a shopping mall, and the latter is a dreadful<br />
student disco, which is currently being renovated. Still, in<br />
Katowice there are plenty of ways to stay off the Żywiec,<br />
so take advantage or start conditioning yourself to be<br />
a vodka drinker. Na zdrowie (‘to your health’); literally.<br />
mock convertible you can actually climb inside with a drink<br />
are nice touches, though there’s nothing original about the<br />
ubiquitous chrome, leather, license plates and airbrushed<br />
corvettes on the walls. Tons of seating, a large stage and a<br />
dance-floor with a projector (being used for FIFA ‘10 during<br />
our visit) make Garage a versatile venue for concerts, weekend<br />
student rave-ups and their legendary Thursday karaoke<br />
nights with a live band (start 21:00). QOpen 17:00 - 24:00,<br />
Fri, Sat 17:00 - 04:00. PAEXW<br />
Cooler Club D-4, ul. Mariacka 20, tel. (+48) 508 24<br />
91 98, www.coolerclub.pl. Is it? Not particularly, no, but<br />
not for lack of trying. If by cooler you mean louder and more<br />
self aware, then this is the coolest joint in town, bro. Typical<br />
of most fancy fashion clubs we’ve finessed our way into the<br />
last few years, Cooler treads a familiar line of indulgent ornate<br />
extravagance and modern minimalism in violet, silver and<br />
black, with illuminated liquor shelves, fabric covered walls<br />
and original bricks. Small, without anywhere to escape the<br />
deafening hip-hop and r’n’b pop noise that carries throughout<br />
the entire building and down the street on weekends, some<br />
(like ourselves) would be better suited to enjoy it in the early<br />
evening when it serves quite nicely as a sexy cocktail lounge<br />
and place for a lite bite with some solid nachos and quesadillas<br />
on the menu. QOpen 14:00 - 01:00, Fri 14:00 - 05:00,<br />
Sat 16:00 - 05:00. Closed Sun. PAGXW<br />
Cotton Club C-2, ul. Matejki 2, tel. (+48) 664 14 55<br />
73, www.cotton-club.com.pl. A huge club hailing itself as<br />
a modern speak-easy, the decor delivers a muddled homage<br />
to gangsterism full of anachronisms, Italian/American/<br />
Caribbean confusion and questionable political correctness,<br />
with a long wraparound bar and a plethora of nooks to hide<br />
out in during the next unexpected Prohibition raid. Overall, a<br />
decent design idea that falls flat, unlike the patrons who have<br />
plenty of bounce. The decibel levels are drum-shattering and<br />
the dance-floor is packed full of wasp-waisted sweeties who<br />
should probably be home studying for the Polish equivalent<br />
of the SATs. QOpen 17:00 - 01:00, Fri, Sat 20:00 - 05:00.<br />
Closed Mon, Tue, Sun. PABXW<br />
Czekolada H-1, ul. Dworcowa 6, Chorzów, tel. (+48)<br />
32 771 84 46, www.klubczekolada.pl. Absolutely the<br />
last thing you’d expect to find in Chorzów, it’s easy to be<br />
sceptical of a place that tries as hard as Czekolada. A ‘lookat-me-please’<br />
lounge featuring Fashion TV and a barstaff that<br />
seem to have borrowed their dispositions from the catwalk,<br />
Czekolada backs it up with expertly made chocolate drinks.<br />
Dark patterned walls and no overhead lighting create an<br />
intimate atmosphere, offset by street-side wall-length windows.<br />
Thoroughly impressive, it doesn’t take long to realise<br />
that this modern, seductive locale is the real deal. QOpen<br />
16:00 - 05:00, Mon, Sun 16:00 - 23:00, Tue 16:00 - 01:00,<br />
Wed, Thu 16:00 - 02:00. PAUXW<br />
Genesis Music & Dance Club C-2, ul. Matejki 3,<br />
tel. (+48) 602 71 71 22, www.klubgenesis.pl. Genesis<br />
has grown up a bit without really changing at all. While the<br />
shenanigans next door at Pomarancza now siphon off most<br />
of the students, a slightly more mature crowd heads here<br />
to hike it up, let it hang out and have some real fun. A 20zł<br />
cover gets you into this amazing multi-coloured assault on<br />
the senses with strobing lights, a receded dance-floor and<br />
a very sexy VIP section; alternatively you can escape to<br />
the adjoining Sofa Club for a bit more space and pseudosophistication.<br />
<strong>In</strong> Genesis, the music may not be cutting edge<br />
but that’s no reason not to get armpit deep in the action,<br />
joining the neighbourhood nymphs who go epileptic on the<br />
dance-floor deep into the pink daze of dawn. Q Open Fri,<br />
Sat only 21:00 - 05:00. PAXW<br />
Katowice <strong>In</strong> <strong>Your</strong> <strong>Pocket</strong> katowice.inyourpocket.com<br />
Gwarek M-3, ul. Rynek 18, Gliwice, tel. (+48) 32 231<br />
42 36, www.gwarek.gliwice.pl. Spot on the Rynek, this<br />
is probably the most notorious club in Gliwice. Absolutely<br />
massive with lots of black lights, chrome piping and extraterrestrial<br />
textures, there are plenty of nookie nooks<br />
amongst the red booths and the dancefloor is impressively<br />
huge, but overall the dated design is hardly deserving of<br />
an award. As such, you’d have to judge it on the merits<br />
of the clientele, who we were stood up by at 22:00 on a<br />
weeknight; this after paying a small cover to get in, plus 2zł<br />
for the obligatory coatroom. We’ll assume something goes<br />
down here on the right night, but given the circumstances<br />
it’s hard to know if Gwarek is a proper club or a practical<br />
joke. QOpen 21:00 - 03:00, Thu, Fri, Sat 21:00 - 06:00.<br />
Closed Mon, Tue. PAXW<br />
<strong>In</strong>qbator D-3, ul. Dworcowa 2, tel. (+48) 668 37 24<br />
33, www.inq.pl. Hit them on a Saturday and you’ll struggle<br />
to find a better venue in town for electro sounds. As such<br />
it’s a highly charged crowd you’ll find staring into space with<br />
cartoon smiles while repetitive beats shoot fireworks into<br />
what is left of their brain. The walls quite literally drip with<br />
sweat, while the murky interiors look like they’ve been thrown<br />
together as an afterthought by a stoned student with time<br />
on his hands. Completely excellent. Q Open Fri, Sat only<br />
16:00 - 06:00. AXW<br />
Klub Pomarańcza C-2, ul. Matejki 3, tel. (+48) 513<br />
60 03 00, www.klubpomarancza.pl. Continuing the<br />
Katowice trend of mistaking a club for an airport, this megafun<br />
factory may have the most intimidating security we’ve<br />
seen. But if club hoppers can get past the metal detector,<br />
the cover-charge turnstile and jackbooted guards redirecting<br />
the herd to the mandatory coat check, their senses will be<br />
overwhelmed. A massive dance floor beset with all manner of<br />
synchronized lighting effects greets guests. Dancers wiggle<br />
away on a central mini stage, lovely ladies watch from the<br />
balcony above and couples cuddle in the plush booths. At the<br />
top, tucked inside a glass-enclosure is the ‘RNB Klub,’ home<br />
to another DJ, a second bar and deafening bass amps. A<br />
third DJ spins in the ‘Tropicana Room’ somewhere a half-level<br />
below. Enough entertainment to justify the effort at the gate<br />
and the line spilling onto the street. QOpen 21:00 - 06:00,<br />
Thu, Sun 21:00 - 04:00. Closed Mon, Tue. PAUXW<br />
Lemoniada D-3, ul. Mariacka 4, tel. (+48) 883 99<br />
53 72, www.lemoniada.pl. The cult of Lemoniada has<br />
captured Kato’s party crowd. After conquering Wrocław<br />
and Warsaw, the club has newfound flocks willing to wait 90<br />
minutes in a queue stretching onto the Mariacka promenade.<br />
Professional security patiently weeds out the impatient<br />
and the underdressed even as VIP-card members and the<br />
moneyed who’s who float up the stairs and through the glass<br />
door with ease. <strong>In</strong>side, the cellar-style labyrinth is pimped out<br />
with bright, trance-inducing colours, the dance floor is packed<br />
wall to wall and a team of bar staff struggles to understand<br />
shouted orders. Velvet curtains screen off privately reserved<br />
rooms tucked into nooks and corners all around. A passage<br />
allows access to the Fashion TV lounge. Bring loads of cash<br />
and your A-game. QOpen 21:00 - 05:00, Thu 21:00 - 04:00.<br />
Closed Mon, Tue, Wed, Sun. PAUBX<br />
Mega Club B-1, ul. Żelazna 9, tel. (+48) 605 21 89<br />
30, www.megaclub.pl. Established in 1993 this venue<br />
is a dinosaur in clubbing years, though still manages to<br />
stand out as the Big Boss in terms of Katowice club options.<br />
Let the list of performers who have appeared here<br />
speaks for itself, with cult names like Smolik, Gus Gus,<br />
New Model Army and The Legendary Pink Dots all having<br />
taken the stage. Vast, and though some may accuse the<br />
katowice.inyourpocket.com<br />
Smoking<br />
NIGHTLIFE<br />
After holding out to be one of the few remaining EU<br />
countries with no or very few prohibitions on smoking, a<br />
new law brought in on the 15th November 2010 aimed to<br />
limit the activities of smokers in public places.<br />
Smoking is now completely banned on public transport including<br />
taxis, trains, company cars, public transport stops,<br />
children’s playgrounds, schools, universities, workplaces,<br />
sports arenas and other places where the public gather.<br />
Owners are obliged to clearly place a clear and visible ‘No<br />
Smoking’ sign and anyone caught smoking by either the<br />
police or local city guard is subject to a 500zl fine.<br />
There are, however, exceptions. It is possible to smoke<br />
in some bars, clubs, restaurants and other public places.<br />
The law states that there can be a SEPARATE ROOM<br />
created for smokers as long as it is properly ventilated<br />
and closed off from the other public areas (originally this<br />
was only going to be permitted in premises over 100m2,<br />
but that make the final version of the law). As many<br />
places listed in this guide are simply too small to allow<br />
for a separate room, this has automatically made them<br />
subject to the ban. To help you to find or avoid places<br />
which will continue to allow smoking on the premises we<br />
have used the following symbols throughout the guide<br />
G This place has a complete ban on smoking on the<br />
premises<br />
X This place has a smoking section on the premises<br />
Having now had some time to gauge reaction it appears<br />
that owners have followed one of three courses of action.<br />
Firstly they have through choice or necessity obeyed the<br />
law and the whole premises are now non-smoking. A<br />
second group, generally those with bigger premises, have<br />
exercised their right to build a smoking room. The third<br />
group have examined the wording of the law and then driven<br />
an articulated lorry through the holes left by incompetent<br />
legislators. We have seen examples of entire bars allowing<br />
smoking by making the vast majority of the place smoking<br />
with a small area in the front, back or downstairs, set aside<br />
for non-smokers. We have even seen an example of two<br />
restaurants joining together and claiming the smoking area<br />
is in one restaurant while the non-smoking area is in the one<br />
next door. The latest twist is some bars openly flouting the<br />
law by allowing smoking due to the lack of enforcement. A<br />
regular in one bar told us that everyone has agreed to be<br />
fined making it impossible for the owner to be punished and<br />
difficult for the city police to enforce. The looseness of the<br />
wording of the new law and the apparent inability or will to<br />
police it suggest that while it will certainly reduce smoking<br />
in many public places, it will still allow it to continue in a lot<br />
of others. Choose carefully.<br />
July - October 2012<br />
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