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26<br />

George newberry<br />

Mixing it up!<br />

Wouldn’t It be Funny IF?<br />

1. If Sally was a Pasture instead of a Field?<br />

2. If Tallulah was a Loan Company Janitor instead of a bankhead?<br />

3. If Dr. Joyce was Sisters instead of brothers?<br />

4. If Ice was a berg instead of a Cube?<br />

5. If morgan was an Imprisoned Woman instead of a Freeman?<br />

6. If Al was blue instead of Green?<br />

7. If Arsenio was a Room instead of a Hall?<br />

8. If mary was a Liver instead of a Hart?<br />

9. If Olivia Newton was a Dressing Room instead of a John?<br />

10. If Alicia was Locks instead of keys?<br />

11. If Diane was a Street instead of a Lane?<br />

12. If Patty was Happily married instead of Loveless?<br />

13. If bill was One Song instead of a medley?<br />

14. If ben was more Active instead of Stiller?<br />

15. If brad was Checkered instead of Paisley?<br />

16. If Al was a Dull Pound instead of a Sharpton?<br />

17. If bryan was an Actor instead of a Singer?<br />

18. If kevin was On The ball instead of Spacey?<br />

19. If Sharon was a Rock instead of a Stone?<br />

20. If kevin was beef Jerky instead of bacon?<br />

I’m charting my own future.<br />

Mitch, D.A.P. client<br />

D.A.P. treats and supports<br />

the whole person<br />

High-quality, primary and HIV-specialty medical care<br />

through our Wells Fargo Health Center is only the<br />

beginning of what our clients find at Desert AIDS Project.<br />

Our case managers facilitate our holistic approach to care<br />

with a broad array of services, including our HIV-specialty<br />

dental clinic, food and housing support, home care,<br />

Eastern medicine alternatives, in-house lab services and<br />

pharmacy, mental health and substance abuse programs,<br />

a full-service community center offering a computer lab,<br />

wellness programs, health education, and so much more.<br />

All under one roof<br />

Thanks to your generous support, Desert AIDS Project<br />

has been saving lives for 30 years.<br />

Please continue to help by donating at desertAIDSproject.org,<br />

joining one of our annual giving programs, or by saving the<br />

date for one of our upcoming fundraising events.<br />

26th Desert AIDS Walk | October 19, 2013<br />

Dancing with the Desert Stars | November 22, 2013<br />

SPARKLE! All-Star Holiday Concert | December 11, 2013<br />

20th Annual Steve Chase Humanitarian Awards Gala<br />

February 8, 2014<br />

Haute 4 Help Fashion Event | March 7, 2014<br />

Celebrity Doodles | April 5, 2014<br />

Dining Out for Life | April 24, 2014<br />

760.323.2118 desertAIDSproject.org

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