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They stood before the altar and supplied The fire themselves in which their fat was fried. In vain the sacrifice!—no god will claim An offering burnt with an unholy flame. M.P. Nopput AMBIDEXTROUS, adj. Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left. AMBITION, n. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead. AMNESTY, n. The state’s magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish. ANOINT, v.t. To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. As sovereigns are anointed by the priesthood, So pigs to lead the populace are greased good. Judibras ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one’s friend’s friend. APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom. The flabby wine-skin of his brain
Yields to some pathologic strain, And voids from its unstored abysm The driblet of an aphorism. “The Mad Philosopher,” 1697 APOLOGIZE, v.i. To lay the foundation for a future offence. APOSTATE, n. A leech who, having penetrated the shell of a turtle only to find that the creature has long been dead, deems it expedient to form a new attachment to a fresh turtle. APOTHECARY, n. The physician’s accomplice, undertaker’s benefactor and grave worm’s provider. When Jove sent blessings to all men that are, And Mercury conveyed them in a jar, That friend of tricksters introduced by stealth Disease for the apothecary’s health, Whose gratitude impelled him to proclaim: “My deadliest drug shall bear my patron’s name!” G.J. APPEAL, v.t. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.
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So the Recording Angel, when Hearst
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than another. DISCUSSION, n. A meth
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ut does not appear to have obtained
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with the Pilgrims in the Mayflower
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A lady with one of her ears applied
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Silly old quilly old Monarch of Tho
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him was recently on exhibition, bea
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as a bunch of radishes, is doomed t
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EPIGRAM, n. A short, sharp saying i
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ETHNOLOGY, n. The science that trea
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At thy command eschewing pleasure
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constables. Generally speaking, tho
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EXISTENCE, n. A transient, horrible
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ourgeois disappeared about the same
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That’s how court-plaster got its
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While rivers from their courses rol
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And the facts contradict him to his
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fancy of individuals reproduces the
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omnipercipient, omniscient, omnipot
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The immunity of these persons from
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To bind the chains about her feet A
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ing the bones of the slain frogs. O
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To bear to happy hunting-grounds th
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eaves of mediaeval buildings, commo
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made up of red worms and moles. The
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“heavy with eating” he would ha
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Ere, losing my temper, I wickedly s
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I’ll help to kill the scoffer. Th
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The monarch of the wood and plain!
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several years ago, a rogue imperfec
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men engaged in the work insisted by
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HANDKERCHIEF, n. A small square of
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Whose premises adjoin it, claims Pe
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But lest the people censure me Beca
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HEATHEN, n. A benighted creature wh
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Marley Wottel HEMP, n. A plant from
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the fowl is esteemed; the cage of h
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When even his dog deserts him, and
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Who began to lift his noddle. Feed
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HYPOCRITE, n. One who, profession v
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Fair Venus, speared by Diomed, Rest
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of fact
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IMMORAL, adj. Inexpedient. Whatever
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many ecclesiastical systems, but pe
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IMPUNITY, n. Wealth. INADMISSIBLE,
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His open palm, which plainly itched
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INCOME, n. The natural and rational
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INCUMBENT, n. A person of the livel
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priest of Aulis, was favored with a
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“’Twas Predestination,” cried
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He cannot bless you, for AI grieve
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ington monument. Following are exam
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actuary, it will probably be destro
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luckier ventures with other clients
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cause is the imminence, immediate o
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everybody else, which implies the r
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Chapter 11 J J is a consonant in En
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I love my fool—blaspheming clown,
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Chapter 12 K K is a consonant that
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KINDNESS, n. A brief preface to ten
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He layde his hand on mine and sayd:
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Chapter 13 L LABOR, n. One of the p
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epose of infancy, but chiefly usefu
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’Tis plain your have no standing
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LEONINE, adj. Unlike a menagerie li
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must grow by innovation if it grow
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when lost it is not missed. The que
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Then, checking himself, to his face
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human misunderstanding. The basic o
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glass be repaired and taken back to
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Each morning and varnished it all t
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Here Huntington’s ashes long have
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Chapter 14 M MACE, n. A staff of of
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And amiable and sunny. A brightness
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Which mortal sight has failed To pi
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diameters nothing would be any larg
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ulation, but found that it could no
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MANES, n. The immortal parts of dea
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Who slew the Egyptian. As sweet as
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MENDACIOUS, adj. Addicted to rhetor
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“Captains of industry” refused
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MONARCH, n. A person engaged in rei
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downe eyther way and act as it shal
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We plunder his tomb, be he sinner o
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political problem. Representing him
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For our ears if so be He blow that
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Chapter 16 O OATH, n. In law, a sol
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not happen to be a competent reader
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Upon Minerva’s temple walls, Wher
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“it is true these dogs of darknes
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light by the outmates of every asyl
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To poets all Nature is pregnant wit
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Chapter 17 P PAIN, n. An uncomforta
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gratifying to his pride of distinct
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O, what’s the loud uproar assaili
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Why, back there in Dreamland, renew
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So, in his own defence, denied our
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PILLORY, n. A mechanical device for
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absolute authority on condition tha
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Is portable improperly, I take it.
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of the precedent elevates the trial
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PRELATE, n. A church officer having
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Whom no elector e’er denied a vot
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credible witnesses as opposed to th
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Chapter 18 Q QUEEN, n. A woman by w
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Intent on making his quotation true
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worth. He held at court a rank so h
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short stories in “dialect” and
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RECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of
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The Sultan said: “There’s evide
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cies of the Magic Temple; the Grand
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And then Ithuriel touched me With a
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what marred by the sad sincerity of
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“O cruel cook, pray grant me some
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To set with monarchses of thought,
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The qualities that you have first r
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RIDICULE, n. Words designed to show
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and to this end compulsion is a pro
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Borey the Bald ROBBER, n. A candid
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their hair all alike, but the fires
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Chapter 20 S SABBATH, n. A weekly f
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it Noah, etc. All things are either
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Which I wasn’t first intentioned
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SALACITY, n. A certain literary qua
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In the dead language of a mummy’s
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supposed to symbolize immortality,
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which the sovereign admonished his
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caitiff belong?” asked the Mikado
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scrap-books containing whatever the
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lic scrutiny. Either view of the ma
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of the narrative on a ship and sunk
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Was given to the cheerful flame. Wh
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The wheels go round without a sound
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possible to be a sorcerer without k
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school board, the Howells ghost add
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While the Admiral was digesting thi
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turning to his apartment one evenin
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which is somewhat limited. The woma
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What’s Satan done that him you sh
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Chapter 21 T T, the twentieth lette
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TALK, v.t. To commit an indiscretio
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Against his competition; so There w
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considered a serviceable equipment
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“modesty.” The nature of that s
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Chapter 22 TO MY PET TORTOISE My fr
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Howe’er acceptably he carries tha
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TRIAL, n. A formal inquiry designed
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TRINITY, n. In the multiplex theism
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Chapter 23 U UBIQUITY, n. The gift
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to the Ulema of the Imperial Ear th
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The man’s mill had exploded. His
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They say that hens do cackle loudes
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Chapter 25 W W (double U) has, of a
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WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of
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With a record of unreason seldom pa
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As the fountain, the gug-guggle, Li
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WHITE, adj. and n. Black. WIDOW, n.
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WORMS’-MEAT, n. The finished prod
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Chapter 26 X X in our alphabet bein
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And unfamiliar foreslope to the Wes
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Chapter 28 Z ZANY, n. A popular cha
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in bed or a cabbage in the pot is n
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