DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
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Duchess - <strong>Pilot</strong> <strong>Episode</strong> ("<strong>Mole</strong> Hunt") REVISED RECORDING SCRIPT 3/30/09 18<br />
A favor?!<br />
Yeah.<br />
PAM<br />
ARCHER<br />
PAM<br />
After how you treated me?!<br />
18 FLASHBACK: PAM'S OFFICE -- H.R. MEDIATION SESSION<br />
Lana tries to pull Archer off a screaming Pam, as he clutches<br />
her throat and BASHES her in the head with the DOLPHIN PUPPET.<br />
BACK TO SCENE<br />
ARCHER<br />
Well fuck your dolphin, Pam! Fuck<br />
your fucking dolphin! And fuck you!<br />
LANA<br />
Archer! Get off her, you -- Archer!<br />
[and also various struggling sounds]<br />
PAM<br />
I had to get three stitches!<br />
ARCHER<br />
And I broke my watch. And I'm sorry<br />
for that.<br />
Three!<br />
PAM<br />
ARCHER<br />
But I need your help, Pam. Because<br />
I... am... <strong>co</strong>nducting a mole hunt.<br />
[gasps]<br />
PAM<br />
ARCHER<br />
Gasp you should. Because if you let<br />
me in the mainframe, I'll drop these<br />
donuts! Then you can pretend they're<br />
marbles, and you're a hungry, hungry...<br />
Pam gasps and... SLAM! Slams her door in Archer's face.<br />
ARCHER<br />
Hungry hippo.
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