DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
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Duchess - <strong>Pilot</strong> <strong>Episode</strong> ("<strong>Mole</strong> Hunt") REVISED RECORDING SCRIPT 3/30/09 8<br />
7 EXT. FOUR-FIVE-SIX LAUNDRY -- ESTABLISHING -- LATER<br />
A nondescript storefront laundry, which takes up the ground<br />
floor of an equally nondescript Midtown office building.<br />
8 INT. FOUR-FIVE-SIX LAUNDRY -- CONTINUOUS<br />
Archer, now in a sleek gray suit, barely breaks stride as he<br />
snatches a pressed SHIRT from RAJAN, the 50ish, Indian, kurtaclad<br />
laundry owner, and heads toward the tumbling DRYERS.<br />
RAJAN<br />
One entire whole week we have been<br />
calling you. Highly unprofessional.<br />
ARCHER<br />
Really? Because I find your<br />
sweatiness unprofessional....<br />
Archer presses a BUTTON on a dryer. The whole machine, STILL<br />
TUMBLING, slides open like an elevator door.<br />
ARCHER<br />
So we have something else in <strong>co</strong>mmon,<br />
besides the fact that now both of<br />
our shirts reek of curry.<br />
Archer enters the elevator as Rajan waves a LAUNDRY BILL.<br />
RAJAN<br />
And when will you settle your ac<strong>co</strong>unt?<br />
ARCHER<br />
When will you buy some dress shields?<br />
RAJAN<br />
This is not a dress!<br />
ARCHER<br />
That's not a dress! Are you serious?!<br />
The "door" closes. Rajan wipes his sweaty forehead, sighs.<br />
RAJAN<br />
But he is right, I perspire a great<br />
deal. Who would not, in such a place?<br />
The irons, especially, get very hot...<br />
A mischievous smile spreads across his face as we CUT TO:
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