DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
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Duchess - <strong>Pilot</strong> <strong>Episode</strong> ("<strong>Mole</strong> Hunt") REVISED RECORDING SCRIPT 3/30/09 36<br />
Idiot.<br />
I do!<br />
LANA<br />
FIGGIS<br />
CRENSHAW<br />
(<strong>co</strong>cks pistol)<br />
But what if I shoot her, mama's boy?<br />
Archer <strong>co</strong>cks a mildly intrigued eyebrow at the prospect...<br />
MALORY<br />
(still being choked)<br />
Sterling...? Sterling!<br />
CRENSHAW<br />
Yes, picture her dead in the gutter,<br />
and what your pathetic life will be<br />
like without old mommie dearest...<br />
LANA<br />
Oh, for -- Jesus Christ!<br />
EVERYBODY<br />
What?! Huh? Etc.<br />
LANA<br />
He's got an erection!<br />
Malory, aghast and furious, rips away from Crenshaw's grasp.<br />
What?!<br />
MALORY<br />
CRENSHAW<br />
-- the hell is wrong with you peopl --<br />
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM! Four quick shots rip into Crenshaw's<br />
chest, sending his body flying off-screen, away from Malory.<br />
EVERYBODY<br />
Gasp! Ack! What the--?! Etc!<br />
REVEAL: smoke wisps out of Archer's raised GUN.<br />
ARCHER<br />
(overly <strong>co</strong>ol)<br />
Adios, amigo... ow! Ow! Hey!<br />
WHACK! WHACK! Malory starts bashing Archer with her PURSE.<br />
MALORY<br />
An erection?!
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