DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
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Duchess - <strong>Pilot</strong> <strong>Episode</strong> ("<strong>Mole</strong> Hunt") REVISED RECORDING SCRIPT 3/30/09 38<br />
MALORY<br />
I would've known if we had a mole.<br />
Archer, Lana and Cyril all <strong>co</strong>ck suspicious eyebrows at this.<br />
How?<br />
LANA<br />
MALORY<br />
How what, dear?<br />
ARCHER<br />
How <strong>co</strong>uld you know if we had a mole?<br />
MALORY<br />
I... errr...<br />
As Malory tries to <strong>co</strong>me up with some explanation, we CUT TO:<br />
40 FLASHBACK: INT. KGB HEADQUARTERS -- EARLIER THAT MORNING<br />
The dreaded Lubyanka. This huge, high-ceilinged office has a<br />
view of Mos<strong>co</strong>w's classic onion domes. Behind an acre-sized<br />
desk sits the burly, bearish MAJOR NIKOLAI JAKOV, 60, the gruff<br />
but loveable head of the KGB, who is currently on the PHONE.<br />
JAKOV<br />
And then I am takink a hot pepper --<br />
MALORY (on phone)<br />
Yes, the pepper! Oh God!<br />
JAKOV<br />
-- and slowly rubbink it around your --<br />
MALORY (on phone)<br />
God damn it!<br />
We hear a very loud CLICK, followed by a dial tone.<br />
JAKOV<br />
Hello? Mooshka?<br />
Jakov hangs up, and looks up to see his SERGEANT eyeing him.<br />
KGB SERGEANT<br />
Who was that?<br />
JAKOV<br />
Who are you? Comrade Questions?
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