DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
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Duchess - <strong>Pilot</strong> <strong>Episode</strong> ("<strong>Mole</strong> Hunt") REVISED RECORDING SCRIPT 3/30/09 30<br />
ARCHER<br />
No, it's not -- Jesus Christ. That<br />
is just... Babytown Frolics.<br />
(typing)<br />
Okay, operations ac<strong>co</strong>unt. Just how<br />
deep in the red am I out of my mind?!<br />
(gapes at screen)<br />
How?! Do I spend that much money?!<br />
36 FLASHBACK: ARCHER'S PENTHOUSE -- DAY<br />
Archer admires his new turtleneck in the mirror as Woodhouse<br />
stands behind him, holding a stack of folded identical ones.<br />
BACK TO SCENE<br />
ARCHER<br />
Yeah I know it's sexy, Woodhouse,<br />
that's why I bought ten. Now arrange<br />
those by <strong>co</strong>lor.<br />
WOODHOUSE<br />
These are... all black.<br />
ARCHER<br />
Oh, are they? Or are five dark black,<br />
and five in a slightly darker black?<br />
ARCHER<br />
And now I'm short a...<br />
(looks at sleeve)<br />
Slightly darker black one.<br />
(typing, searching)<br />
Sooo, let's just put all my expenses<br />
into... some pathetic idiot's ac<strong>co</strong>unt,<br />
by the name of... oh! Crenshaw!<br />
Suddenly Crenshaw appears in the doorway with his wicked LUGER.<br />
Ohhh...<br />
CRENSHAW (O.S.)<br />
ARCHER<br />
[startled yelp]<br />
CRENSHAW<br />
Now that's not very nice...
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