DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
DUCHESS Pilot Episode ("Mole Hunt") - Zen134237.zen.co.uk
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Duchess - <strong>Pilot</strong> <strong>Episode</strong> ("<strong>Mole</strong> Hunt") REVISED RECORDING SCRIPT 3/30/09 24<br />
QUICK FLASHBACKS:<br />
ARCHER<br />
God everything makes you un<strong>co</strong>mfortable!<br />
1) Archer and Cheryl in bed. He is "spooned" behind her.<br />
ARCHER<br />
Just the tip?<br />
2) Archer and Cheryl on the rug in front of his fireplace, a<br />
silk sheet across their nudities. He is "spooned" behind her.<br />
ARCHER<br />
Just the tip.<br />
3) Archer and Cheryl on his sofa. She struggles to "give him<br />
the Heisman" as he shoves an ICE CREAM CONE at her mouth.<br />
BACK TO SCENE<br />
ARCHER<br />
Just the tip!<br />
ARCHER<br />
How was I supposed to know you're<br />
lactose-intolerant?<br />
CHERYL<br />
Because I kept screaming it!<br />
Well...!<br />
ARCHER<br />
CHERYL<br />
And this! I'm a secretary, I don't<br />
have access to.. security whatevers.<br />
ARCHER<br />
Then get them from Cyril!<br />
CHERYL<br />
How would I do that?<br />
ARCHER<br />
Seduce him! Or Pam! Or both!<br />
CHERYL<br />
I can't do that!<br />
ARCHER<br />
Can't? Or won't.