The Outpost Vol 1 - The Royal Highland Fusiliers
The Outpost Vol 1 - The Royal Highland Fusiliers
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102 THE OUTPOST.<br />
Press Features.<br />
HAVE you ever noticed that the various<br />
journals that obtrude themselves on our<br />
peaceful lives have all, what might be called,<br />
their notable feature. In looking over such<br />
notable features of our more prominent<br />
weeklies I have come to the conclusIOn that if<br />
we are to judge the Press of to-day by such<br />
articles-well, God save the King!<br />
Let us look at some of these examples, and<br />
take first of all that journal of the Home which<br />
you so surreptitiously produce in a crowded<br />
railway compartment and back with an Hvening<br />
News to hide the title-" THE LONDON<br />
NAIL"<br />
THINGS WE WANT TO KNOW.<br />
If it be the case that a certain young lady of<br />
fair hair and five guinea hose, in making her<br />
exit from a certain notorious gambling house in<br />
Tarbolton, collided with 2 III which a famous<br />
Marquis-who, by the way, keeps pigeonswas<br />
carrying in his trouser pocket, and if the<br />
noble Lord threatened to inform recalcitrant's<br />
ma-a lady weH-known in Belgravia for taking<br />
her meals out of a mess-tin-and if he was not<br />
forthwith presenterl with a bss; and if it is<br />
spotted fever or concussion of the brain that is<br />
causing his medical adviser so much anxiety<br />
just now?<br />
What a certain pretty little housemaid of<br />
twenty-one summers could tell us in connection<br />
with a recent Brigade injunction, issued to<br />
certain battalions of our new Army, prohibiting,<br />
nnder sentence of death, the waving to lady<br />
friends in the street or at windows while the<br />
men are marching at ease. And if it is quite<br />
fair for the distingu'shed officer to get his own<br />
back in th's manner.<br />
And now let us turn to that philanthropic<br />
institution known as "AN(D)SWE(A)RS,"<br />
which offers prizes amounting to £1,500 in<br />
certain competitions, receiving as entry money<br />
any paltry sum around {25,000. <strong>The</strong> strong<br />
feature here seems to be :<br />
DO YOU KNOW THAT<br />
If the nails in the boots of all the men fighting<br />
on the Continent of Europe just now were<br />
placed side by side they would extend from<br />
Petrograd to Vladivostock (touching Prznzph<br />
en route), across the floor of the Pacific, through<br />
the Panama Canal and fourteen feet bevonda<br />
matter of approximately 40,876,237 yards.<br />
That if all the serviceable rWes supplied to<br />
the 17th (Barnardoes) Battn. H.L.I. were<br />
placed muzzle to butt they would extend from<br />
the entrance to the Unionist Rooms, Troon, to a<br />
poin t 7 feet 6 inches beyond that place.<br />
And now let us have a change and take up<br />
that stirring exhibition of powerful, penetrating<br />
journahsm-" THE PEOPLE'S SPEND," and<br />
take as its feature the "Home Hints" by<br />
Eleanor.<br />
SOMETHING FOR TOMMY.<br />
Procure from your grocer a good ham bone.<br />
Allow the dog to spend a P.S.A. with it, then<br />
boil in a mixture of any odd thing lying about.<br />
Take out and enclose in a paste of the following<br />
ingredients :<br />
! lb. mustard (ohta.inahle from any billet<br />
in Troon).<br />
2. oz. Cream of Tartar (this may be got from<br />
Sergt.-Major KeUy, Sergeants' 2Vtess,<br />
Troon).<br />
2 ~ Breakfastcupsfull of Self-Raising Flour<br />
(which can be easily obtained from any<br />
RC.O. in Kitchener's Army).<br />
<strong>The</strong> whole should be allowed to cook in a<br />
moderate oven for IO days or so, after which it<br />
should be " pulled through" and forwarded to<br />
one of our dear Tommies. It will be greatly<br />
appreciated, if not as a delicacy, then as a<br />
Hand Grenade.<br />
It is my intention to put forward only one<br />
other exampie and that is the "SUNDAY<br />
WEEKLY MALE" (which comes up to see the<br />
daughter then). Undoubtedly the feature here<br />
is the illuminating, lucid and specially contributed<br />
articles on the war by " Ally Sloper."<br />
THE GREAT WAR.<br />
<strong>The</strong> fall of Pourri-les-porrige has resulted, as<br />
anticipated in my notes of last week, in its<br />
occupation by the Allies. <strong>The</strong> booty taken is<br />
considerable, and, I hear, is likely to include<br />
men and material. It is possible a machinegun,<br />
or even guns, may also be included because.<br />
as I hinted here in the early days of the war, it<br />
is customary for the infantry regiments to carry<br />
such guns.<br />
On the Russian front the tenth Army continues<br />
to make progress. more particularly on<br />
the now famIliar line-Rookinglenn-Prz,<br />
]amnsundamn. <strong>The</strong>ir idea, I take it, is to<br />
drive back the German forces opposed to them,<br />
and in this they should be successful, always<br />
providing. of course, they are superior in<br />
artillery and men and munitions. On ·the<br />
southe~ front Von Bleeryi has managed to<br />
divert attention to the Bukowina and as a<br />
result the Russians are looking in that direction.<br />
In the Dardanelles nothing of im.portance<br />
has occurred in the past week, and it is not<br />
likely that the bombardment will be resumed<br />
until the Council of Admirals, which, I hear<br />
from an unusually reliable source. has been