Jan. 23-Feb. 5 . 2010 qnotes

tell trinity
by trinity :: qnotes contributor
Gays or homosexuals: What’s the difference?
Dear Trinity,
You often refer to gay men and homosexual
men as if they were different.
What’s the difference?
Technically Confused : St. Louis, MO
Dear Confused,
When a man lies with or lies about
sleeping with another man, then goes
home to his wife, mother or closet to
represses his sexuality, he’s a “homosexual.”
But, when he finally smells the
latte, accepts himself with pride and lives
openly with his homosexuality then he’s
“gay.” Pumpkin, some homosexual men
don’t realize their divine “gay” sexuality until late in
life because they’re trapped inside the morals of heterosexuality.
But, there are over 400 homosexual animal species (check
YouTube) and only one gets to be fabulous
— humans! Isn’t life wonderful!
Dear Trinity,
I’m gay with a healthy dating life. I try not to
have sex before the first few dates, but no
matter what, inevitably gay men don’t want
companionship or relationship, just sex. Are
all men rogues or is it just a gay thing?
Gay Rogues : Eugene, OR
Dear Gay Rogues,
Yes, gay men love sex. Some even “live”
for it. But, it’s that way with all monsters, I
mean men. Straight women don’t let their
men get away with it as much as gay men. But, honey, keep
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being you, keep holding out and keep getting back on the
horse when you fail. Oh, and try to accept men for what they
are…oink, oink! (My cartoon sure tells it like it is!)
Hello Trinity,
I was dating a great guy who didn’t tell me he had a partner
“for 10 years.” Even though his partner lets him have affairs,
since I found out I haven’t talked to him in months. But, he
keeps emailing me. What should I do or not do?
Married Date : Toronto, Canada
Hello Married Date,
Just when you think you’ve found “the one,” you suddenly discover
“the spouse!” It happens to me all the time. It seems that
all the really good single men are also really married. Sweetie,
if you’re up for it, email him back and send him a “last goodbye”
because you’ve vowed to have “No More Drama In My
Life!” And after that, go and find your own unmarried partner.
Hey Trinity,
I thought I knew good from bad and sane
from insane. But recently, I met this gorgeous
girl who says the most insecure,
weird things. She’s very confusing. How
can I know when I’m dating someone
crazy or when it is just me?
Date Crazy : Charleston, SC
Hey Date Crazy,
Isn’t life just one big psych ward! As soon
as you think you’ve figured it all out…
you haven’t. After interviewing many
professional daters and asking them how
they detect “crazy” here are:
Trinity’s Sane Tips For Knowing When You’re
DSC (Dating Someone Crazy)
1. When someone is overly, unimaginably, inhumanly picky
— DSC.
2. When you say, “Look at that nice tree.” and she says,
“Honey, do you think I’m blind?” —DSC
3. When sudden change in plans turns a rational Dr. Jekyll into
an outraged Mr. or Miss Hyde — DSC.
4. When you say, “Want some more coffee?” and he says,
“Honey, if I wanted more coffee I’d ask!” — DSC.
5. When you yourself begin to think that your own sense of
judgment and reality has become distorted, irrational and
crazy — DSC.
6. When he constantly gets upset over the simplest of things.
— DSC.
7. When she constantly questions your actions i.e., “Why
are you talking to me” or “taking me to dark restaurants?”
— DSC.
8. When a night on the town means six hours in a nightclub,
high on drugs — DSC.
9. When you say, “I’d love to meet for dinner,” and he (seriously)
says, “What’s wrong with lunch?” — DSC.
10. Lastly, when you say, “I’m running late (for the first time in
months)” and she replies, “Why must you always torture
me?” — DSC. : :
— With a Masters of Divinity, Reverend Trinity was
host of “Spiritually Speaking,” a weekly radio drama,
and now performs globally.
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20 qnotes Jan. 23-Feb. 5 . 2010
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