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12 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 28 May 2008<br />

Film<br />

‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skill’<br />

A film for fans of the original trilogy only<br />

Mario Creatura<br />

When James Bond first hit our<br />

screens back in 1962, the world w<strong>as</strong><br />

awestruck. Here w<strong>as</strong> a man who had<br />

it all - charisma, wit, charm, good<br />

looks and a string of women lying<br />

in his wake. Men wanted to be him<br />

and women wanted to (apparently)<br />

be with him. But there w<strong>as</strong> one<br />

problem, he w<strong>as</strong> English. Or more<br />

specifically, he w<strong>as</strong>n’t American. After<br />

dominating the filmic stage from<br />

day one, they simply could not stand<br />

being left in the shadow of a successful<br />

foreigner on the action stage.<br />

So Indiana Jones w<strong>as</strong> born. Infinitely<br />

more human than Bond, Jones<br />

brought a level of grittiness to the<br />

genre of action hero that h<strong>as</strong> made<br />

him a blockbuster hit ever since.<br />

So it is perhaps not a surprise that<br />

after millions of fans nagging them<br />

for the l<strong>as</strong>t 19 years, that Steven<br />

Spielberg and George Luc<strong>as</strong> gave<br />

in to make ‘Indiana Jones and the<br />

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’. Every<br />

“<br />

As a standalone<br />

film it is totally<br />

substandard<br />

despite the<br />

high level of<br />

sophistication<br />

from Luc<strong>as</strong>’s<br />

effects<br />

man will resort to a childlike state on<br />

entering the cinema, wishing that he<br />

too would be able to crack that whip<br />

and rescue buried tre<strong>as</strong>ure from the<br />

hands of the villainous Russians.<br />

Unlike in the previous films where<br />

the baddie w<strong>as</strong> usually a Nazi, the<br />

film accurately moves on in the<br />

temporal world of Indy’s life. Set in<br />

1957, 20 years on from the l<strong>as</strong>t, the<br />

political situation of the Cold War is<br />

accurately highlighted and encomp<strong>as</strong>sed<br />

by the steely persona of Irina<br />

Spalko, played by Cate Blanchett.<br />

Spalko plays a role similar to that of<br />

the female villain in ‘<strong>The</strong> L<strong>as</strong>t Crusade’,<br />

a doctor working for an evil<br />

dictator and trying to grab <strong>as</strong> much<br />

magical material <strong>as</strong> possible to help<br />

in his world takeover bid.<br />

With Indiana enlisted to help stop<br />

the Russians by the young and virile<br />

Mutt Williams (Shia LaBoeuf), the<br />

adventure inevitably h<strong>as</strong> the explosive<br />

action and mystical storyline<br />

that we <strong>as</strong> an audience have grown<br />

accustomed to over the years. But<br />

therein lies the problem, the story<br />

is weak and ultimately totally reli-<br />

”<br />

ant on the previous branding of the<br />

franchise. As a standalone film it is<br />

totally substandard despite the high<br />

level of sophistication from Luc<strong>as</strong>’<br />

effects. <strong>The</strong> only saving grace lies<br />

with the cheeky nods to the p<strong>as</strong>t<br />

films that will make many a die-hard<br />

fan grin with nostalgia. And that’s it.<br />

John Hurt is sorely underused and<br />

Ray Winstone’s recurrent cockney<br />

character fails to emit the right level<br />

of sympathy.<br />

Harrison Ford picks up the whip<br />

again for what will hopefully be his<br />

l<strong>as</strong>t foray into the world of Indy.<br />

Carrying on his smart-alik retorts<br />

he now readily fulfills the mantle of<br />

bumbling old academic taking large<br />

influences from the idiosyncr<strong>as</strong>ies<br />

offered by Sean Connery in ‘<strong>The</strong> L<strong>as</strong>t<br />

Crusade’. LaBoeuf is not <strong>as</strong> bad <strong>as</strong> he<br />

w<strong>as</strong> in ‘Transformers’ and seems to<br />

have finally transformed into the<br />

young male actor that is worthy of<br />

a Spielberg flick even though the director<br />

seems to have made this film<br />

in his sleep with little creative challenge<br />

and originality.<br />

Well worth the price of a cinema<br />

ticket but only for those who love<br />

with a p<strong>as</strong>sion the previous 3 films.<br />

If you are one of the very few sad<br />

people left on the planet not to have<br />

seen an Indiana Jones film then you<br />

really should not start with this one!<br />

Sit down with a large tub of something<br />

sweet and enjoy the original<br />

magic of a geeky university lecturer<br />

with an amazing part time habit<br />

that will almost make you want to<br />

become an archaeologist...<br />

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