Students unimpressed as Union announces Summer ... - The Founder
Students unimpressed as Union announces Summer ... - The Founder
Students unimpressed as Union announces Summer ... - The Founder
Create successful ePaper yourself
Turn your PDF publications into a flip-book with our unique Google optimized e-Paper software.
12 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Wednesday 28 May 2008<br />
Film<br />
‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skill’<br />
A film for fans of the original trilogy only<br />
Mario Creatura<br />
When James Bond first hit our<br />
screens back in 1962, the world w<strong>as</strong><br />
awestruck. Here w<strong>as</strong> a man who had<br />
it all - charisma, wit, charm, good<br />
looks and a string of women lying<br />
in his wake. Men wanted to be him<br />
and women wanted to (apparently)<br />
be with him. But there w<strong>as</strong> one<br />
problem, he w<strong>as</strong> English. Or more<br />
specifically, he w<strong>as</strong>n’t American. After<br />
dominating the filmic stage from<br />
day one, they simply could not stand<br />
being left in the shadow of a successful<br />
foreigner on the action stage.<br />
So Indiana Jones w<strong>as</strong> born. Infinitely<br />
more human than Bond, Jones<br />
brought a level of grittiness to the<br />
genre of action hero that h<strong>as</strong> made<br />
him a blockbuster hit ever since.<br />
So it is perhaps not a surprise that<br />
after millions of fans nagging them<br />
for the l<strong>as</strong>t 19 years, that Steven<br />
Spielberg and George Luc<strong>as</strong> gave<br />
in to make ‘Indiana Jones and the<br />
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’. Every<br />
“<br />
As a standalone<br />
film it is totally<br />
substandard<br />
despite the<br />
high level of<br />
sophistication<br />
from Luc<strong>as</strong>’s<br />
effects<br />
man will resort to a childlike state on<br />
entering the cinema, wishing that he<br />
too would be able to crack that whip<br />
and rescue buried tre<strong>as</strong>ure from the<br />
hands of the villainous Russians.<br />
Unlike in the previous films where<br />
the baddie w<strong>as</strong> usually a Nazi, the<br />
film accurately moves on in the<br />
temporal world of Indy’s life. Set in<br />
1957, 20 years on from the l<strong>as</strong>t, the<br />
political situation of the Cold War is<br />
accurately highlighted and encomp<strong>as</strong>sed<br />
by the steely persona of Irina<br />
Spalko, played by Cate Blanchett.<br />
Spalko plays a role similar to that of<br />
the female villain in ‘<strong>The</strong> L<strong>as</strong>t Crusade’,<br />
a doctor working for an evil<br />
dictator and trying to grab <strong>as</strong> much<br />
magical material <strong>as</strong> possible to help<br />
in his world takeover bid.<br />
With Indiana enlisted to help stop<br />
the Russians by the young and virile<br />
Mutt Williams (Shia LaBoeuf), the<br />
adventure inevitably h<strong>as</strong> the explosive<br />
action and mystical storyline<br />
that we <strong>as</strong> an audience have grown<br />
accustomed to over the years. But<br />
therein lies the problem, the story<br />
is weak and ultimately totally reli-<br />
”<br />
ant on the previous branding of the<br />
franchise. As a standalone film it is<br />
totally substandard despite the high<br />
level of sophistication from Luc<strong>as</strong>’<br />
effects. <strong>The</strong> only saving grace lies<br />
with the cheeky nods to the p<strong>as</strong>t<br />
films that will make many a die-hard<br />
fan grin with nostalgia. And that’s it.<br />
John Hurt is sorely underused and<br />
Ray Winstone’s recurrent cockney<br />
character fails to emit the right level<br />
of sympathy.<br />
Harrison Ford picks up the whip<br />
again for what will hopefully be his<br />
l<strong>as</strong>t foray into the world of Indy.<br />
Carrying on his smart-alik retorts<br />
he now readily fulfills the mantle of<br />
bumbling old academic taking large<br />
influences from the idiosyncr<strong>as</strong>ies<br />
offered by Sean Connery in ‘<strong>The</strong> L<strong>as</strong>t<br />
Crusade’. LaBoeuf is not <strong>as</strong> bad <strong>as</strong> he<br />
w<strong>as</strong> in ‘Transformers’ and seems to<br />
have finally transformed into the<br />
young male actor that is worthy of<br />
a Spielberg flick even though the director<br />
seems to have made this film<br />
in his sleep with little creative challenge<br />
and originality.<br />
Well worth the price of a cinema<br />
ticket but only for those who love<br />
with a p<strong>as</strong>sion the previous 3 films.<br />
If you are one of the very few sad<br />
people left on the planet not to have<br />
seen an Indiana Jones film then you<br />
really should not start with this one!<br />
Sit down with a large tub of something<br />
sweet and enjoy the original<br />
magic of a geeky university lecturer<br />
with an amazing part time habit<br />
that will almost make you want to<br />
become an archaeologist...<br />
<strong>Summer</strong> Break<br />
Writing during the <strong>Summer</strong><br />
Want to keep reviewing and<br />
writing during the <strong>Summer</strong>?<br />
We’ll still be publishing material<br />
that we receive online.<br />
Write online<br />
www.thefounder.co.uk/<br />
articleupload.php<br />
Email your articles<br />
editor@thefounder.co.uk<br />
Want to get involved?<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> h<strong>as</strong> now closed<br />
applications for positions on the<br />
editorial board.<br />
However, we are still looking for:<br />
• Designers<br />
• Business Team<br />
• Photographers<br />
• Cartoonists<br />
• Correspondents<br />
Email editor@thefounder.co.uk