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"AMERICAN GRAFFITI" Screenplay by George Lucas Gloria Katz ...

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Uh-huh. Milner, the reason I stopped<br />

you was because the light on your<br />

license plate is out.<br />

(opening his ticket<br />

book)<br />

I'm gonna have to cite you for that.<br />

And Milner, the front end of this...<br />

this... this thing you're driving<br />

looks a little low.<br />

JOHN<br />

Oh, no sir. It's twelve and a half<br />

inches. Regulation size. Now, it's<br />

been checked several times. You can<br />

check it if you like, sir.<br />

Holstein just glares at him and then leans in close through<br />

the window.<br />

HOLSTEIN<br />

Look, Milner.<br />

Yes, sir.<br />

JOHN<br />

HOLSTEIN<br />

You can't fool with the law.<br />

Yes, sir.<br />

JOHN<br />

HOLSTEIN<br />

We know that was you tonight. We<br />

have an excellent description of<br />

this car. I could run you in right<br />

now and I could make it stick. But<br />

I'm not gonna do that, Milner, you<br />

know why?<br />

John shakes his head no.<br />

HOLSTEIN<br />

Because I want to catch you in the<br />

act. And when I do, I'm gonna nail<br />

you, but good. Happy Birthday, Milner.<br />

Holstein drops the ticket through the window onto John's<br />

lap. He starts back to his patrol car. When he's out of<br />

earshot John answers.<br />

JOHN<br />

Thank you--asshole.<br />

CAROL<br />

(looking over at him)<br />

You're a regular J.D.<br />

JOHN<br />

Here, file that under C.S. over there.<br />

Carol takes the ticket and opens the glove compartment.

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