Make a sweetsale - Carolina Weekly Newspapers
Make a sweetsale - Carolina Weekly Newspapers
Make a sweetsale - Carolina Weekly Newspapers
You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles
YUMPU automatically turns print PDFs into web optimized ePapers that Google loves.
OUR COMMUNITY LOCATIONS<br />
egan’s ant<br />
Holiday<br />
hijinks<br />
by Regan White<br />
regan@thecharlotteweekly.com<br />
Reunion recap<br />
Thanks to all of you who e-mailed<br />
both before and after my 10-year<br />
reunion to offer encouragement and to<br />
inquire about how it went. It was lovely<br />
and wildly amusing. The evening’s highlight<br />
came in the wee hours of the following<br />
morning, when a number of us<br />
wound up at a friend’s home. A handstand<br />
competition ensued. A rear end<br />
wound up through someone’s wall, clear<br />
to the insulation. I’ve never heard drywall<br />
crack like that. It’s a shame. It had<br />
been a lovely, sage-colored wall.<br />
You’d think that at nearly 30 years old,<br />
the proclivity to challenge one another<br />
to physical feats would wane a bit. I<br />
guess not. I informed our alumni director<br />
that she might want to provide foam<br />
padding and stepped-up supervision at<br />
the Class of 1999’s next reunion.<br />
Southern seasoned<br />
Turnout for the reunion was a bit<br />
disappointing. Our graduating class<br />
hovered around 120 people or so, but<br />
only 18 showed. While many there were<br />
transplants – so shocking in Charlotte,<br />
I know – the largely conservative dress<br />
really underscored that I live in the<br />
South. I don’t think about it much, until<br />
the mercury dips and I swaddle myself<br />
in sweaters just to brave anything below<br />
70 degrees.<br />
It wasn’t always this way. I grew up in<br />
Bergen County, N.J. My blood thinned<br />
quickly when I moved here at 12 years<br />
old. It thickened again after college in<br />
Connecticut, and thinned down during<br />
a brief stay in the <strong>Carolina</strong>s before<br />
reluctantly bulking back up for a twoyear<br />
stint in Philadelphia.<br />
I’ve been back in Charlotte longer<br />
than I realize. Autumn always has a way<br />
of reminding me. My sister just moved<br />
to Boston and I leave this week to spend<br />
Halloween with her. It’s hard to plan<br />
a costume knowing that you’ll want to<br />
make a down jacket the base. Hmmm<br />
… devil in a down jacket? Werewolf in<br />
a wool coat? Snow White in a snowsuit?<br />
The options are endless and oh, so<br />
sexy.<br />
Price-slashed scythes<br />
Speaking of Halloween costumes, I<br />
was a bit disturbed at something I saw<br />
at my neighborhood Wal-Mart the other<br />
night. Where else but in America can<br />
you buy a plastic, raptorheaded<br />
scythe for the bargain-basement<br />
price of $4?<br />
How scary is that? You can<br />
get a devil pitchfork for the<br />
same price, but, honestly,<br />
who would go for that over<br />
a raptor scythe? And those<br />
things are sharp! Not “puncture<br />
a skull” sharp, but definitely<br />
“lose an eye” sharp.<br />
Candy cancer sticks<br />
Wal-Mart has provided me<br />
one guilty pleasure during<br />
Halloween, one of my favorite<br />
holidays. It seems to be<br />
one of the few retailers left<br />
that has no problem selling<br />
large bags of “candy sticks,”<br />
proving that a candy cigarette<br />
by any other name is still<br />
Community<br />
a candy cigarette. The chalky, slightly<br />
minty white sticks come in two-packs<br />
in slim, cardboard boxes decorated with<br />
cartoon characters like Wolverine and<br />
Spider-Man. One large bag contains 60<br />
boxes, or 120 candy sticks.<br />
I’ve never smoked cigarettes – or<br />
anything else – in my life. I think as a<br />
childhood asthmatic I was too scared to<br />
even try. The closest I’ve ever come is<br />
my love of candy cigarettes. I bought a<br />
bag of them two weeks ago. They never<br />
(more on page 8)<br />
It seems I’m not the only one who has a fondness for candy<br />
cigarettes. I gave one to my 95-year-old grandmother,<br />
Hazel, who popped it into her mouth only removing it to<br />
laugh and say, “These are so good! Oh, my mother would<br />
kill me!”<br />
Regan White/SCW photo<br />
TRAVEL GLOBALLY • BOOK LOCALLY<br />
ARBORETUM 704.541.0943<br />
HICKORY 828.464.6962<br />
LAKE NORMAN 704.892.9020<br />
PARK ROAD 704.556.8311<br />
CORPORATE TRAVEL<br />
FOREIGN CURRENCY<br />
704.556.8311<br />
30th Anniversary<br />
Sale-A-Bration!<br />
We’re celebrating with<br />
the best travel values of 2009!<br />
Beginning Next May,<br />
Cruise Year Round From Charleston with<br />
5-Night Cruises to the Bahamas<br />
from ..........................................................$269<br />
6-Night Cruises to the Bahamas<br />
and Key West from ...................................$329<br />
7-Night Cruises to Grand Turk,<br />
Half Moon Cay (private island) and The Bahamas from ....$389<br />
<br />
<br />
Rate is per person based on double occupancy cruise for inside cabin. Ships’ Registries: The Bahamas; Panama.<br />
A Professional Travel Agent - Your Gateway to the World!<br />
8 COMMUNITY LOCATIONS<br />
5-Night Cruises to The Bahamas<br />
from $269<br />
Key West from $329<br />
and<br />
Bahamas The to Cruises 6-Night<br />
Half Moon Cay (private island) and<br />
Turk,<br />
Grand to Cruises 7-Night<br />
MONROE 704.282.1063<br />
TRIAD 336.887.8747<br />
ROCK HILL 803.327.1156<br />
STATESVILLE 704.872.1333<br />
PHONES OPEN SUNDAY<br />
800.835.9828<br />
Mann Travels has<br />
$389<br />
from Bahamas The<br />
Charleston cruises!<br />
on all<br />
rates best the<br />
2009 cruises<br />
still available<br />
from $209<br />
YOUR GATEWAY TO THE WORLD.<br />
A PROFESSIONAL TRAVEL AGENT –<br />
<br />
SOUTH CHARLOTTE DERMATOLOGY<br />
Why Wait<br />
Months?<br />
It’s time for your Skin Cancer check!<br />
All Skin Issues, New Practice<br />
From Acne to Moles to Warts<br />
DAVID B. SCHULMAN M.D., F.A.A.D.<br />
Board Certified Dermatologist<br />
General Dermatology - Adult and Pediatric<br />
Graduate of N.Y.U. School of Medicine<br />
Former Clinical Instructor Harvard Medical School<br />
Weekday, Evening, Emergency and Saturday Appointments Available<br />
AETNA | BCBS | Cigna | GHI | Humana | Medcost | Medicare | Tricare<br />
United Healthcare | Wellpath and Others<br />
Reasonable fees for non-insured patients<br />
704-542-3003 | 10370 PARK RD. | CHARLOTTE<br />
Just Off I-485, Near CMC-Pineville & The Black Lion<br />
www.thecharlotteweekly.com<br />
Ships’ registries: The Bahamas, Panama.<br />
South Charlotte <strong>Weekly</strong> • Oct. 30-Nov. 5, 2009 • Page 7