Vol. VI No. 1 - Modernist Magazines Project
Vol. VI No. 1 - Modernist Magazines Project
Vol. VI No. 1 - Modernist Magazines Project
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IN PRAISE OF THE IMMODERATE<br />
the most exciting city in the world. <strong>No</strong>where else do actors and plays<br />
so excellent and so infamous rub shoulders with each other so intimately.<br />
Paris achieves a certain Sorellesque technique, London a certain Etonian<br />
propriety, but they only rarely achieve the peaks or abysses of New<br />
York. It is not only in a metropolis that you may hope to attain<br />
either extremity. In Mantua last year I saw an Italian fit-up company<br />
act so transcendently that I grow pale with bliss and pain at the memory<br />
of it. This same year in Marrakech, which lies in Morocco under the<br />
tall Atlas mountains, I saw a company of such cretins perform a revue<br />
entitled "Un Chleuh! dans la Soupe," that I grow pale with bliss and<br />
pain at the memory of it. But the experience whither all this is<br />
leading was more beatific than Mantua or Marrakech, more astounding<br />
than Broadway. For upon one and the same evening, in one and the<br />
same theatre, the miracle of synthesis was accomplished. The extremes<br />
coincided. The fallacy of the Hellenist's golden mean was for me<br />
forever exploded.<br />
This was the way in which it happened. My friend and I had<br />
several hours to spend in a certain provincial city before a midnight<br />
train bore us townward. From the very moment we set eyes upon<br />
the Tivoli Theatre, we knew that no other place in that city could<br />
so reward us for our patronage. Here there was no chance that the<br />
fitful evasions of the mediocre would insult us. The very title of the<br />
revue, pictured upon shrieking posters—"Topsy Trotter Turns Turtle"<br />
—was a psean of imbecility. And that no detail of its marvel should<br />
escape us, we entered the Grand Box, so commanding with several<br />
senses a panorama of stage and draughty wings.<br />
The chorus was expatiating on the appetites of married men for a<br />
weeny bit of tootsy-wootsy in the "pile" moonlight. Such mournful<br />
and such haggard ladies, such cornflake voices. "But this," we whispered<br />
to each other idiomatically, "is the stuff!" Upon the appearance of<br />
male flesh in the box the chant was temporarily suspended until the<br />
ladies had made valuations and comments. The silk-hatted leading<br />
gentleman, who had been reprimanding the totally inefficient limelightman,<br />
gesticulated ferociously chorus-wards from the shadows. The<br />
singing was resumed, with sudden ascents into aerial static, with sudden<br />
descents into mediumistic ventriloquisms. The dresses bawled with<br />
every unintended discordance of colour, magenta rubbing shoulders<br />
with terra cotta, shrill green with kaffir pink.<br />
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