UNIVERSAL BILINGUAL FUNCTIONAL LITERACY - lakaz

Enter KING LEAR and Fool
KING LEAR
Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout
Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!
You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,
Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,
Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,
Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world!
Crack nature's moulds, an germens spill at once,
That make ingrateful man!
Fool
O nuncle, court holy-water in a dry
house is better than this rain-water out o' door.
Good nuncle, in, and ask thy daughters' blessing:
here's a night pities neither wise man nor fool.
KING LEAR
Rumble thy bellyful! Spit, fire! spout, rain!
Nor rain, wind, thunder, fire, are my daughters:
I tax not you, you elements, with unkindness;
I never gave you kingdom, call'd you children,
You owe me no subscription: then let fall
Your horrible pleasure: here I stand, your slave,
A poor, infirm, weak, and despised old man:
But yet I call you servile ministers,
That have with two pernicious daughters join'd
Your high engender'd battles 'gainst a head
So old and white as this. O! O! 'tis foul!
Fool
He that has a house to put's head in has a good
head-piece.
The cod-piece that will house
Before the head has any,
The head and he shall louse;
So beggars marry many.
The man that makes his toe
What he his heart should make
Shall of a corn cry woe,
And turn his sleep to wake.
For there was never yet fair woman but she made
mouths in a glass.
KING LEAR
No, I will be the pattern of all patience;
I will say nothing.
Enter KENT
KENT
Who's there
Fool
Marry, here's grace and a cod-piece; that's a wise
man and a fool.
KENT
Alas, sir, are you here things that love night
Love not such nights as these; the wrathful skies
Gallow the very wanderers of the dark,
And make them keep their caves: since I was man,
Such sheets of fire, such bursts of horrid thunder,
Such groans of roaring wind and rain, I never
Zekler kras dife, tanpet elektrik
Desir lesiel, bril pie, anflam lezer;
Les lanfer vinn propriyeter later;
Bril mo seve blan. Loraz ki kraz tou
Met tou plat partou. Steriliz sperm
Ek dizef; eliminn lakaz piti!
Aret reprodir! Tro boukou engra!
BOUFON
Eh Tonton, mwa mo bien kwar ki dilo beni dan
sek li pli laswit ki lapli anplen-ner. Tonton, mo
Tonton, dimann to tifi pardon. Seswar, bon
kouma move pas dan pake.
LIR
Les vant destrixion grongne, grongne mem,
Kras dife, vomi tronbdo. Zot zot pa
Mo zanfan, ni mo disan. Mo pa pou
Repros zot. Mo pa pou dir zot engra;
Zame mo finn donn zot nanye; gat zot;
Zot pa dwa mwa nanye. Alor kraze!
Plen vant! Soulbontan! Get mwa, povdemwa!
Ki mo vo Nanye. Me zot zot azan
Ki travay ar Goneril ek Regann,
De tifi saytann, e zot ed bannla
Pou kraz latet enn pov-pov vie bonom.
Pa bon sa! Pese sa!
BOUFON
Seki ena enn twa pou kasiet so latet ena enn
bon latet.
Kan kok gagn pou li
Avan latet gagn enn twa
Latet pou nouri lipou
E kok gagn pou li.
Si ledwa lipie vinn pli enportan
Ki valer leker, lerla enn ti kor
Anpes twa dormi.
Malsans! Zoli fam souvan fer grimas dan laglas.
(Kent rantre)
LIR
Mo pou vinn pasians lor enn moniman.
Mo pa pou koze.
KENT
Ena kikenn
BOUFON
Enn gran dimoun ek enn toutouk!
KENT
Ayo Segner, ou ki la Zanimo
Ki lasas aswar kasiet dan so trou.
Lesiel ankoler teroriz bebet
Ki pourtan aswar kontan rod zot bout,
Fors zot al kasiet. Depi mo rapel
Zame mo finn trouv lesiel anflame;
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