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On Poor Music Taste<br />
“My name is Chris, and I am a Styx fanatic.”<br />
~ Chris Bradley gets off to a shaky start in the Register Guard’s “Below<br />
20” section.<br />
“Unfortunately, Stygian love such as mine does not seem to be accepted<br />
in todays [sic] popular culture”<br />
~ We’re not quite sure what “Stygian love” is, but we’re sure The Siren<br />
wouldn’t approve.<br />
“When I take a road trip, Styx rides shotgun [...] And most importantly,<br />
when I show up at the summer camp where I volunteer each year, it is<br />
not as Chris Bradley, but Styx, as my name tag pronounces loudly and<br />
proudly.”<br />
~ Why would you tell this to anyone else, ever<br />
On Kill Whitey<br />
“It is revealing that the US administration only began to take formal<br />
notice of student efforts when more white students ... started joining<br />
the table. But it is the undying commitment of students and faculty<br />
of color (and occasionally a white student or professor too) both to<br />
ethnic studies and this campus that is truly responsible for the new<br />
department of ethnic studies.”<br />
~ Nate “Institutional Racism” Gulley in a letter to the editor to the<br />
Ol’ Dirty.<br />
On Life is Scary<br />
“Others may say that being yourself or finding out what you want to do<br />
with your life is the most important thing you can accomplish here.<br />
But learning how to deal with colorful characters like Frog is an<br />
important skill in a town filled with them..”<br />
~ Ol’ Dirty Pulse Reporter Kevin Glenn admits that walking by a joke<br />
book peddler with a big beard is difficult. Kevin, the real world is<br />
going to eat you up.<br />
“And I’ve never thrown on my cowboy boots and ventured into Rock<br />
‘N’ Rodeo to watch University students pretend to be rednecks.”<br />
~ Don’t you mean “pretend to be competent people who live outside of the city”