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Letters to<br />
Editor:<br />
Dear Collective,<br />
Thank you for your consistent and<br />
diligent supply of quality toilet paper.<br />
All they give us prisoners here<br />
is sandpaper and bark. Oh, and your<br />
last article on state oppression was<br />
great. I can totally testifiy to being<br />
subject to state forces on a daily basis,<br />
especially in the showers. Don’t<br />
drop the soap!<br />
Willie Chavez, Columbia River Correctional<br />
Institution.<br />
Poetry Korner:<br />
Imprisoned by the kapitalist bars of oppression<br />
inside this tomb<br />
of stone I weep for<br />
earth.<br />
Mother Gaia cries tears<br />
of milk from her breast.<br />
Burn it,” she cries. “Burn the Wal-mart state!”<br />
“Burn the spineless conservatives!”<br />
“Burn the bombs of U$A!”<br />
Burn burn burn burn<br />
it down with the righteousness of the<br />
bodhisattva stars<br />
I’m not a robot<br />
A slave to the neo-con war machine<br />
I am animal of the wilderness<br />
fierce and free like the wind of freedom<br />
I can’t be stopped by bars<br />
Nirvana is a pipebomb<br />
exploding in a pig$ face<br />
PEACE<br />
Urban Herbalist<br />
By Urban Herbalist<br />
Hey all you U-Gene Anarkists! It’s the Urban<br />
Herbalist rappin’ at you. I just wanted<br />
2 let y’all know about some killer local<br />
plants that are great for ur body and shit.<br />
There’s an assload of herbs, plantz and<br />
mushroomz that can help wit whats ailin’<br />
you, so that way you don’t have to resort<br />
to all that evil, western medicine.<br />
Indigestion: If your stomachz all upset n<br />
shit, nothin calms it down like a good ol’<br />
cup of hemlock tea! Hemlock haz been recognized<br />
as a gastro-intestinal soother for<br />
thousandz of years. Hemlock can be hard<br />
to find, but I personally guarantee it will<br />
make you feel a 100 fuckin percent better.<br />
Take it from that Socrates dude!<br />
‘Preggers: If you got knocked up because<br />
you won’t subject yourself to the tryanny<br />
of condoms, don’t fret, radi-cool girl! I’ve<br />
got the solutionz for u. Pennyroyal is a<br />
natural emmenagogue (that means it kills<br />
the f3tus n shit). Just drink half a bottle<br />
of essence of pennyroyal (U can pick it up<br />
at a local natural f00d store). That shit’ll<br />
knock the baby out of ur uterus before u<br />
can say “patriarchy.”<br />
Cuisine: Mushroomz will be in season this<br />
fall (no, not just the trippy kind. Ha ha<br />
ha!), and thatz some good eatin, dude! My<br />
personal favorite is Amanita bisporigera,<br />
also known as the Destroying Angel. Don’t<br />
let the name fool you, though! It’s good<br />
shit. You can easily identify it cuz it’s all<br />
white and has a long stalk. There are some<br />
different kindz that look like it, too. Just<br />
pick as many as u can find and take bitez<br />
off all of them till you find the tastiest<br />
one. That’ll be the Destroying Angel.