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Do you find yourself reminiscing about the good<br />
old days with your sneakers see page 3<br />
Insert Poop joke here<br />
if you only use one sheet of paper to wipe your butt with this week, make it<br />
The Weekly Enema<br />
www.weeklyenema.com<br />
Eugene, <strong>Oregon</strong> Friday, June 6<br />
Ripping off other publications since 2008<br />
NOTICE:<br />
Before reading the<br />
Weekly Enema:<br />
~ Cut out a cigarette<br />
rolling paper or blunt<br />
wrap as big as the<br />
dotted area.<br />
~ Roll roll up a<br />
marijuana cigarette<br />
or blunt using your<br />
supplies.<br />
~ Smoke joint/blunt with<br />
buddies<br />
~ Now read the Weekly<br />
Enema<br />
Warning: failure to<br />
complete instructions<br />
will result in an<br />
unenjoyable and<br />
humorless read.<br />
Funny<br />
Not funny<br />
Edu-Graphic<br />
How funny is the<br />
Weekly Enema<br />
1 2<br />
Number of issues<br />
Weekly Enema sued by The<br />
Onion for attempted rip-off<br />
EUGENE, OR<br />
– University of <strong>Oregon</strong><br />
student publication The<br />
Weekly Enema has become<br />
the target of a lawsuit<br />
filed this week by<br />
the national satirical paper<br />
The Onion. The lawsuit,<br />
which accuses The<br />
Weekly Enema of ripping<br />
off The Onion wholesale,<br />
raises questions<br />
about stylistic integrity<br />
and just how far student<br />
publications should go<br />
in paying tribute to their<br />
influences.<br />
“On one hand, it’s<br />
flattering that the people behind The Weekly<br />
Enema like us so much. It’s almost like being<br />
in a popular, well-respected band and<br />
finding out that there’s some dudes out there<br />
who copy your stage show and sing all your<br />
songs in a cover band,” said Onion Editorin-Chief<br />
Scott Dikkers. “On the other hand,<br />
those guys at the Enema totally copped our<br />
style and they don’t even do it very well.<br />
How lame is that”<br />
“I mean, on May 16, we published<br />
a story about the San Diego Zoo merging<br />
with the prison system,” Dikkers continued,<br />
“The story delighted readers with crazy juxtapositions<br />
of man and beast and tales of all<br />
sorts of zany goings-on, but then I see that<br />
barely a week later, the Enema is running a<br />
piece about the University of <strong>Oregon</strong> solving<br />
its housing problem by merging with<br />
some local corrections facility I mean, shit<br />
… if you’re gonna steal our material, at least<br />
make it funny!”<br />
The Weekly Enema, which put out its<br />
The Onion released this graphic<br />
yesterday mocking<br />
the Weekly Enema<br />
first issue in May of 2008,<br />
is the brainchild of Jackson<br />
Hager and Kai Davis. The<br />
publication, which according<br />
to its mission statement<br />
consists of “only satire and<br />
parody,” and whose website<br />
touts them as “Eugene,<br />
<strong>Oregon</strong>’s Best, Finest, and<br />
Most Satirical University<br />
of <strong>Oregon</strong> Based Newspaper,”<br />
has its roots in a University<br />
of Washington publication,<br />
also called The<br />
Weekly Enema. The former<br />
publisher of the University<br />
of Washington version of<br />
the paper, John Heylin, has<br />
compared the Enema’s comedy to that of<br />
The Daily Show host, Jon Stewart. (“UW<br />
students given a Weekly Enema” 11/17/04<br />
The Pheonix, Loyola University)<br />
Mr. Stewart could not be reached for<br />
comment.<br />
Student reaction to news of the lawsuit<br />
has been mixed.<br />
“The Weekly Enema Never heard<br />
of ‘em,” said University of <strong>Oregon</strong> Junior<br />
Jan Smeaglund. He hastened to add, “But, I<br />
guess if they’re publishing weekly, they’re<br />
at least doing better than The Student Insurgent.”<br />
Graduating Senior in Political Science<br />
Ed Pekuty was more direct. “Yeah, I can see<br />
the Onion comparison, but it’s so obvious<br />
that I thought it had to be some sort of ironic<br />
joke,” he said. “Really, though, it just kind<br />
of seems that they wish they were The <strong>Oregon</strong><br />
<strong>Commentator</strong>.”