HATE - Oregon Commentator
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asks ...<br />
How do you keep it classy<br />
N o b o d y Asked Us, But...<br />
Graphs By Drew<br />
by Drew Cattermole<br />
Thunderlove:<br />
Two 40s of 2-11<br />
Ron Burgandy:<br />
Go fuck yourself, Eugene<br />
Vice President<br />
Johnny Delashaw:<br />
I make it rain on DEM<br />
hoes<br />
Barack Obama:<br />
Going to church<br />
T Rex:<br />
Raping pterodactyls.<br />
But I always cuddle<br />
afterwards.<br />
Ernie Kent:<br />
Access to Athletic Department<br />
travel funds is a good start...<br />
Eugene Police Department:<br />
Nothing is more beautiful<br />
than 50,000 volts surging<br />
through the body of a<br />
transient<br />
Things you should know by now...<br />
* Sneezing all over yourself in class: awkward<br />
* Sneezing blue addorall dust all over yourself in class:<br />
more awkward<br />
* Sneezing cocaine all over yourself in class: awesome<br />
* Cocaine is expensive; go for addorall<br />
* If a <strong>Commentator</strong> party starts before five you will be<br />
black-out drunk by 8:30.<br />
* Hilyard St. Market does not sell 40s<br />
* Sean Jin does not hate white people<br />
* Eugene Police Department has tasers.<br />
* Billy Joel is awesome<br />
* Don’t mix champagne and vodka. Seriously.<br />
* Nobody likes a whiner. If you’re going to complain,<br />
drop the fucking class.<br />
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