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Lisgarwrite Motorists find Mall is an Effective Thoroughfare By: Akhil Garg Increase in vehicular traffic attributed to Google Maps change M ore and more motorists are now using Lisgar’s Mall as a road. According to statistics compiled by students from a grade 9 geography class, there has been a 450% increase in traffic along the 124 metre-long stretch. The students pointed out that Google Maps has recently added a road segment between the turning circle of Lisgar Street and Queen Elizabeth Drive. Google’s addition means that it might suggest the Mall as a valid route for vehicular traffic. Some motorists are quite pleased with the addition. Ted Strock, a 58-year-old builder and selfdescribed renaissance man, said: “I started to use the Mall because Google Maps told me I could save 22 seconds off of my trip to work. And I save gas because it’s a shorter trip.”* Another local resident used a seemingly better reason for using the Mall. “The mall is much faster for me because they always clean the snow off of it by the time I come through in the morning at 7:45.” School principal David McMahon was confused about just how motorists saved time by going through the mall. “I stand in the mall for an hour every day to make sure that students get to class on time and that nothing sketchy happens. It gets very crowded there. Cars would have to go through very slowly.” He added that standing in the mall was a very easy job because he didn’t have to do much. Most students aren’t happy with the extra traffic. “Just the other day I saw an Asian lady trying to navigate her way around the trees," one stated, "She had to do a seven-point turn just to line her car up correctly.” He continued to say that the traffic will waste his and fellow students’ time. Some students have put a positive spin on the issue, saying that it might breathe new life into reopening the tunnel between the north and south buildings of Lisgar. *Ted Strock added that he was a big fan of Google, so much so that he wished readers to google his name. Lisgar's Mall
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