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<strong><strong>Lisgar</strong>write</strong><br />
Motorists find Mall is an Effective Thoroughfare<br />
By: Akhil Garg<br />
Increase in vehicular traffic attributed to Google Maps change<br />
M<br />
ore and more motorists are now using<br />
<strong>Lisgar</strong>’s Mall as a road. According to statistics<br />
compiled by students from a grade 9<br />
geography class, there has been a 450% increase in<br />
traffic along the 124 metre-long stretch. The students<br />
pointed out that Google Maps has recently added a<br />
road segment between the turning circle of <strong>Lisgar</strong><br />
Street and Queen Elizabeth Drive. Google’s addition<br />
means that it might suggest the Mall as a valid route for<br />
vehicular traffic.<br />
Some motorists are quite pleased with the<br />
addition. Ted Strock, a 58-year-old builder and selfdescribed<br />
renaissance man, said: “I started to use the<br />
Mall because Google Maps told me I could save 22<br />
seconds off of my trip to work. And I save gas because<br />
it’s a shorter trip.”* Another local resident used a<br />
seemingly better reason for using the Mall. “The mall is<br />
much faster for me because they always clean the snow<br />
off of it by the time I come through in the morning at<br />
7:45.”<br />
School principal David McMahon was confused<br />
about just how motorists saved time by going through<br />
the mall. “I stand in the mall for an hour every day to<br />
make sure that students get to class on time and that<br />
nothing sketchy happens. It gets very crowded there.<br />
Cars would have to go through very slowly.” He added<br />
that standing in the mall was a very easy job because he<br />
didn’t have to do much.<br />
Most students aren’t happy with the extra<br />
traffic. “Just the other day I saw an Asian lady trying to<br />
navigate her way around the trees," one stated, "She<br />
had to do a seven-point turn just to line her car up<br />
correctly.” He continued to say that the traffic will<br />
waste his and fellow students’ time.<br />
Some students have put a positive spin on the<br />
issue, saying that it might breathe new life into<br />
reopening the tunnel between the north and south<br />
buildings of <strong>Lisgar</strong>.<br />
*Ted Strock added that he was a big fan of<br />
Google, so much so that he wished readers to google his<br />
name.<br />
<strong>Lisgar</strong>'s Mall