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46<br />
Improvising by Onjuli Datta, Hastings, England<br />
Hi, I’m bored. What are you doing?<br />
I read a pretty book today. No, not just<br />
today. I’ve been reading it for three weeks<br />
because I read slowly. I’m not stupid, though. I<br />
just don’t like missing things. If I think I haven’t<br />
completely gotten something, I have to re-read,<br />
re-read. Shall I re-read you?<br />
The book was pretty. I said that already, sorry.<br />
You said, “Hey, I love that book. Cool.” I’m sure it<br />
was a flippant comment, because you’re made of<br />
those – you radiate them – but it made me want to<br />
cry big fat attention-seeking tears.<br />
You read fast. Whenever I give you anything,<br />
you whizz through it. You think whizz is a funny<br />
word, it makes you laugh when I use words like<br />
whizz.<br />
I want to go to sleep and wake up and find that<br />
you’ve called me, but instead I just pick up another<br />
pretty book and read it all night and prove to myself<br />
more and more that you’re wrong. You call me<br />
and say, “You read too much,” and I smile and say,<br />
“Yes, I do.”<br />
I listen to bad music sometimes and you tsk and say,<br />
“No, listen to this.” Music is your passion. I think you<br />
worry you’ve offended me when you’re nasty about my<br />
bad music, which is nice. When I turn off the bad music<br />
and play one of your “more than just noise, this means<br />
something” songs, you say, “You’re kind of cool,” and<br />
my heart turns into a hot air balloon. Float, float, whizz.<br />
I thought about you saying that over and over. Can<br />
we run away together? You have a lovely way with<br />
words.<br />
Your music is so much prettier than mine, and it<br />
makes me smile big, so I worry you’ll think I have ugly<br />
teeth. I don’t have ugly teeth. I want you to tell me that.<br />
Will you tell me that?<br />
I’m sorry, but I wish your teeth were ugly. Your teeth<br />
are so, so perfect. I’m so, so sorry.<br />
Do you remember our meeting? That sounds like it<br />
was a pre-planned corporate event, like it was a thing. It<br />
wasn’t a thing. You said, wasn’t I a friend of a friend?<br />
And I said, “Maybe of a friend.” You laughed. The truth<br />
is, I doubt I was even a friend of a friend of a friend.<br />
We were vague and unconnected and hopeful. You said<br />
I was funny. I made you laugh.<br />
I re-re-re-re-recorded my answer phone message –<br />
that means I did it five times – after you left me a<br />
message, the premiere, the number one (“Hello. What’s<br />
up?”). You left the first message on my answer phone<br />
and I thought my voice was wrong.<br />
I want to record the sound of your voice when you<br />
laugh and print it on a T-shirt, paint it on a wall, etch it<br />
in my brain.<br />
Your second voice message ever said, “I liked your<br />
old answer phone ….”<br />
I’m so, so sorry. I tried to re-re-re-re-record it like<br />
how it used to be, but it wouldn’t play right, it wasn’t<br />
the same. It was just wrong.<br />
You told me your dog died and it made you sad. I<br />
want to buy you a dog that won’t ever, ever die. An<br />
immortal dog. I hate dogs; they’re smelly and ugly and<br />
they bite and they’re similar to people, but I would give<br />
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you an indestructible dog. Completely in-vin-ci-ble. If<br />
I couldn’t find one, I’d build you one. I’d put my hair<br />
into a ponytail to get it out the way and then I’d build<br />
you one out of coloring pencils and the grass we sat on<br />
this afternoon and the screen of my phone when it says<br />
ONE VOICE MESSAGE.<br />
And I said to you the other day, “I have a secret” –<br />
because I wanted to be interesting and you looked tired<br />
of me. Were you tired of me and the stupid things I was<br />
saying? I wanted to say, “Are you listening? Can I keep<br />
talking? Do you just let me bore you?”<br />
“… And then someone said we couldn’t take the A<br />
train because it didn’t stop close enough and we’d be<br />
too cold to walk, and did you know I<br />
have a secret?”<br />
I said it like that.<br />
You said, “Do you?”<br />
Do I? I nodded and bit my lip and<br />
you bit your lip and smiled, but I didn’t<br />
take any teeth away from my lips. I<br />
thought, Ugly teeth! but I still didn’t<br />
stop biting my lip until you said, “What<br />
happened with the train?”<br />
You wanted to know what happened with the train.<br />
And then I blinked like I’d been hit, but I’ve never<br />
been hit – you know that, I think. I might have told you<br />
that. You can’t tell – you don’t understand that flinch.<br />
It cannot be pinpointed. Still. I told you my boring,<br />
boring story and you asked more questions and I<br />
blinked more and more and more.<br />
My lip hurts this morning because I woke up and<br />
there were NO MESSAGES and I chewed and chewed<br />
and blamed it on the trains and my inane rambling and<br />
secrets and other girls you prefer.<br />
My secret is that sometimes I wonder about your<br />
lips, because I don’t really know anything about them.<br />
No, I know a little about them. For instance, the border<br />
between the lips and the surrounding skin is referred to<br />
– by whom, I don’t know – as the vermilion border. The<br />
vertical groove on the upper lip is the philtrum. The<br />
skin between the upper lip and the nose is the ergotrid.<br />
Ergotrid – you’d like that word.<br />
But that I could read in a book. What I just cannot<br />
pick up from a passage of writing is what your lips feel<br />
like. I can only wonder. I think they’re like the paper<br />
birds I used to make with my friends when I was small<br />
enough to believe in fairies and dreams and nightmares.<br />
And your lips are like the red flowers spilled on the<br />
floor of my apartment. And they’re like a thunderstorm<br />
that reverberates, making more-than-just-noise music,<br />
and the lightning spells out our names across the sky.<br />
That’s what I think. People make me crazy sometimes,<br />
and I want to kiss you.<br />
There’s a party this evening that I might not go to.<br />
You don’t call me sometimes. I know I have to come<br />
to terms with that. That makes me laugh, coming to<br />
terms. Terms aren’t really a thing you can come to,<br />
arrive at. If you dissect it, it doesn’t make sense.<br />
At this party they had fries, so I ate some because<br />
parties make me tired, and I licked all the salt off my<br />
fingers in case someone saw and thought I never<br />
washed my hands, that I was disgusting. I am disgusting.<br />
I couldn’t wash my hands right then, because you<br />
said, “Have you drunk anything?” And I said no and<br />
drove you home, and you said I was too skinny in the<br />
same way you said I read too much.<br />
I drove you home and my car felt warmer when we<br />
talked about bees and stars and Traumatic Childhood<br />
Events. Your breath came out white and misty, exhaling<br />
phantoms to prove you weren’t a ghost.<br />
We are both connoisseurs of road safety, or at least<br />
we like to think we are. So you only grabbed my hand<br />
and squeezed it when my car was parked nice and safe<br />
outside your building. You had such a strong grip,<br />
People make me<br />
crazy sometimes,<br />
and I want to<br />
kiss you<br />
super-human strength. You’re my hero – can I kiss<br />
you? You grabbed my hand and squeezed, and I said,<br />
“What,” because I couldn’t analyze the situation and I<br />
was hoping you could shed some light. Like a butterfly<br />
shedding its cocoon.<br />
After seven lifetimes you replied, “Nothing,” and oh,<br />
you have a lovely way with words and you’re so polite<br />
but you need to stop lying when people ask you questions,<br />
because then they try to dissect you and it doesn’t<br />
make sense, and after a while you let go and leave.<br />
The next morning I was awake when you called<br />
because there are some nights when I just don’t sleep.<br />
You said you read something you liked. You wanted me<br />
to read it. We chatted on the phone and<br />
didn’t talk about it and didn’t talk about it<br />
and didn’t talk about it.<br />
My car felt cold this morning. It just<br />
doesn’t make sense.<br />
You said my music isn’t good enough<br />
for me, and you gave me these CDs. Lots<br />
of the songs are love songs, but then, lots<br />
of the songs in the world are love songs,<br />
so it doesn’t mean anything.<br />
The songs you sent me catch in my throat a little, and<br />
one of them says “Don’t let go,” and it hurts that you<br />
think you have to tell me that, hurts like my lip when<br />
you don’t call.<br />
I said to you, I liked the song, the “Don’t let go” one.<br />
And you said you liked that one because of the instrumental<br />
between the lyrics. And you never held my hand<br />
again, and I never even thought about it. But that’s okay,<br />
because I still listen to it lots and lots and lots and I<br />
don’t. I don’t let go.<br />
I was ill today and tomorrow and the day after that. I<br />
floated around in fragments, thump-head, achy teeth,<br />
and chapped lips. My eyes felt warm and open and<br />
blurred. Resting in a bed felt like resting inside my own<br />
mouth outside my own skin and ah, my head. My skin<br />
felt like flannel and I remembered the cough syrup I<br />
should have taken.<br />
You sent me a note to say get well soon but didn’t<br />
visit. This – this whole you-not-visiting isolation television<br />
imagination situation – this was expected. I was<br />
ready for your casual negligence; I always am. Back in<br />
my fever, my throat burns and it’s setting fire to my<br />
mind. I’ve been staying up too late. Three whole days<br />
in bed with too much sleep, and you don’t even visit. In<br />
my head, to pass time, I relive things. We dance. You<br />
grab my hand.<br />
And then I’m better, I’ve gotten well soon like you<br />
said. I don’t smell like vomit and I’m good as new.<br />
You say, “Oh, you’re so pale.”<br />
I say, “I was ill,” and you nod sympathetically and<br />
you mean it, I think.<br />
The next time my hands touched yours, you came<br />
to hang out with me for an hour or so and I wasn’t<br />
nervous but I managed to drop a plant because I’m so<br />
clumsy. On the floor was this plant, snapped and earthy<br />
and its pot was broken. We danced around it and the<br />
soil between my toes felt golden and bright, like a<br />
sunset.<br />
After about an hour or so, you went to see another<br />
person, and all I know about her is she doesn’t have a<br />
silly secret about you. And she’s not pale. That’s all I<br />
know. She’s your friend. I’m the person who accidentally<br />
dropped a plant with red flowers, red flowers like my<br />
stupid secret, and it made you laugh and you said, “Let’s<br />
dance,” and I thought, Oh, so this is hanging out?<br />
You are a catalyst, I decided. Catalysts are chemical;<br />
they are unchanged by reactions and they make things<br />
happen. They can work together with heat, or oxygen,<br />
or continuous stirring, but sometimes they will kickstart<br />
the buzzing fizzing all on their own. They don’t kill<br />
people, catalysts. Catalysts speed things up. Come<br />
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