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35 horses plowing its travelers and their duffel downstream.<br />

I wave, they pull into the eddy at my feet. Dave<br />

Clark, boatman extraordinaire, offers a spare lifejacket. I<br />

bound on board, seating myself in the center of the rig.<br />

Ahh. Afloat once again.<br />

The water has indeed risen. 75,000 cfs. Scuttlebutt has<br />

it going higher. I make a mental note to scout an uphill<br />

escape route as we float. Who knows The dam just might<br />

blow.<br />

Suzanne joins me at the Phantom boat beach and we<br />

observe the nervous clients. She saw a Western Expeditions<br />

motor-rig flip end over end against the wall in<br />

Crystal last week. Crystal is ten miles downstream. That’s a<br />

bit over an hour at current speeds.<br />

“Wait’ll you see Crystal, Jeffy! It’s amayzin’.” Over and<br />

over in her beloved Alabama accent, ’till my guts wrench.<br />

The beach, like all the others, is underwater, sand shifting<br />

below dark, cold currents. Strategize. Boat order. Hand<br />

Signals. Joel, Moley, Kevin. Can’t imagine a better crew. A<br />

ranger approaches.<br />

“Georgie just flipped in Crystal!” Too loud. Inscrutable<br />

sunglasses offer the only reply. A nearby client’s head rises,<br />

faces us. Our ranger is oblivious. “There were injuries!”<br />

The client gently places his half-filled river bag on the<br />

sand, strolls over.<br />

“Is this a good idea”<br />

“Y’all will walk around Crystal rapids. We’ll run the<br />

boats through empty and pick y’all up below” says my<br />

lovely trip leader.<br />

This simple logic seems somehow to satisfy him and he<br />

walks back to inform his wife, who has the thousand-yard<br />

stare going but good.<br />

Horn Creek rapids, first big one past Phantom. There is<br />

usually one rapid that gets to me, I can’t seem to wire,<br />

each season. At present, it’s Horn. Hard to be chatty with<br />

the new folks as we come around the corner.<br />

Gone. Buried. We look back, shake our heads, not sure<br />

where we are for a moment.<br />

Granite Fall’s thunder and spray is at least familiar. We<br />

cheat it, hurtling along the left shore, avoiding the colossal<br />

curling breakers along the right wall. The scout rock at<br />

Hermit, normally a high and dry vantage point from<br />

which to scout, is the top of a diagonal wave barreling into<br />

the infamous “fifth wave”. This usually perfect, straightforward<br />

feature has transformed into a monstrous curler<br />

paralleling the current, the perfect surfer’s tube.<br />

Each rapid has a finality about it. One step closer to<br />

Crystal. The clients do not notice our silence, our significant<br />

glances to one another.<br />

Stepping ashore at Crystal, tremors felt through flipflops<br />

again, go up our spines and into our numbed skulls.<br />

We are silent, the passengers now keenly aware. They<br />

can’t read rapids, but they can read us. I imagine hundred<br />

ton boulders the size of houses, placed there by an incomprehensibly<br />

massive flood of mud and rock twenty years<br />

past, tumbling, colliding downstream. The air thumps,<br />

muffled bass drums throb the atmosphere.<br />

Camp—gone. We tie to the crag usually behind it,<br />

fasten our insignificant craft to it’s top. Tamarisk trees wave<br />

like palms in a tempest far from shore, only the tips visible<br />

above the chocolate current. We sweat, not from heat.<br />

Swing the rafts into the eddy behind the cliff, preparing to<br />

camp on the mountain from which we usually enjoy a<br />

panoramic scout. It is strangely comforting to leave the<br />

shuddering earth, climb back aboard our boats to start<br />

unloading. Suzanne has other ideas.<br />

“Leave yoah boats alone.” We look up from the rigging,<br />

baffled.<br />

“Y’all have to go see the size of this hole befo’ it gets<br />

too dahk. You just won’t bleeeeve it! Now you get down<br />

offa yoah boats right this very minute.”<br />

We crawl off our boats and follow her to the overlook.<br />

The roar slams us in the face as we top the rise. The<br />

beast is at hand. Jaws drop. Jaws that have seen some really<br />

big water all over the world over years of extreme,<br />

pioneering rafting and kayaking. Each of us is silent,<br />

looking deep into our souls, seeking courage for the<br />

morrow. Suzy smiles, in ownership, exultant.<br />

We turn our backs on our fate, eager to dull our senses.<br />

I mutter under my breath that we have to think of a way<br />

to describe the scale of things for later, when memories<br />

fade and stories get smirked at by guides who weren’t there<br />

but know better. We agree, after fruitless attempts utilizing<br />

hyperbolic adjectives, that you could chopper a locomotive<br />

over the hole, perpendicular to the current, lower it until<br />

its top was below and within the crest of the breaking<br />

wave—and no part of it, not the ends, not the bottom, not<br />

AzRA camping above Crystal.<br />

Photo: Richard Kocim<br />

boatman’s <strong>quarterly</strong> <strong>review</strong> page 37

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