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Al-QURAN - NED University

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K) Professor: Person paid to put students to sleep.L) Vernac Prof: Unusual variant of previousindividual who comes packaged with his ownbrand of English ("Now you check me our journal.""You Out get from class." "Are you Understand,Beta?" )M) Practical: 60 to 90 minutes in which you watchthe girls do your experiment, and usually destroy aconsiderable array of lab equipment.N) Hopeless Practical : The practical in which thereare no girls in your group, simply look blankly ateach other, fiddle with the equipment, and finallycopy the readings from the girls of course...).252. The Truth about exams....A) Timing...when you are non engineering GF/BF isfree to enjoy while you slog with submissions &exams.B) Irony : The guy who copied your entire paperpasses and you flunk.C) Critical Calculation: Summing up the marks youattempted worth in the exam.D) KT: Makes you suicidal..The WAY of life...E) Year Drop: Makes dad homicidal.F) Re verification : A cruel joke. (Results of whichcome after you give the KT exam).

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