Seven and James Barely Baptist Church - The Noble NoZe ...
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thenozecongress<br />
Front Cover<br />
Brother’s Page<br />
Lariat Sc<strong>and</strong>al (again)<br />
Gettin’ Kinky<br />
Lunar eclipse<br />
Point<br />
Counterpoint<br />
Baylor Democrats Complain<br />
Insignificant<br />
DPS to arrest students<br />
Wireside Laughs<br />
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kekomuckitymuck<br />
<strong>The</strong> Rope is a monthly,<br />
published sporadically,<br />
copyright 2006 by the<br />
<strong>Noble</strong> <strong>NoZe</strong> Brotherhood.<br />
Published with<br />
pluck <strong>and</strong> luck since<br />
1924. Any similarities<br />
to any person, living or<br />
dead, is probably intentional.<br />
Cunning Linguist’s<br />
Warning: Reading the<br />
Rope may be hazardous<br />
to your health. Satch!<br />
volume82<br />
number1<br />
tableofcontents<br />
Fine Living Section<br />
An ode<br />
Unrest at the <strong>NoZe</strong> Mansion<br />
Party Guide!<br />
Mr. PuZzle<br />
<strong>NoZe</strong> in the Street<br />
Guest Columnist: Tom Hanks<br />
<strong>The</strong> Government is Watching You<br />
Dear Lorde Mayor<br />
Wanna be a <strong>NoZe</strong> Brother?<br />
Back Cover<br />
Keko Muckity Muck! Keko Muckity Muck! Mene Mene Tekle Upharsin! Satchel on, Brother Long<br />
<strong>NoZe</strong>, Satch! BSSS! BMMC! HRGS! In the Not-Too-Distant-Future, or approximately four-score<br />
<strong>and</strong> seven days, the elected office of the King of Texas will be selected from the connected<br />
elite by the local disaffected <strong>and</strong> misdirected with lottery tickets in one h<strong>and</strong>, <strong>and</strong> a pocketful of<br />
miracles in the other. Our survey has Kinky to win with 34%, but in all honesty, Allan Marshall’s<br />
probably gonna get more votes, <strong>and</strong> with hope springing anew for Baylor Football, the Brothers<br />
of <strong>NoZe</strong> dare to suppose that maybe the only big O’s in Baylor’s name will be under Brother<br />
<strong>NoZe</strong> v. Wade’s “special tab” on the deck at George’s Foodplace instead of the stat sheets that<br />
never seem to have a column for “heart”. Maybe in this season’s first issue our “Robot John<br />
Morrisses” will give this Rope the play-by-play it always had no need for, keeping the voice of<br />
Baylor Satire in the form Baylor underst<strong>and</strong>s the most: a triune one. So slime those freshman,<br />
doze through Chapel, <strong>and</strong> remember you’ve probably already forgotten we had a Chancellor.<br />
Can I get a Satch? Satchel? Satchelissimoo!!!!<br />
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Director<br />
bro<strong>The</strong><strong>NoZe</strong>ousMonk (1)<br />
Studio Executive<br />
broKurtVon<strong>NoZe</strong>gut (2)<br />
Executive Producer<br />
bro<strong>NoZe</strong>Sequitur<br />
Key Grip<br />
broLovePotion#<strong>NoZe</strong> (3)<br />
Producers<br />
broAbsti<strong>NoZe</strong> (4)<br />
bro<strong>NoZe</strong>V.Wade (5)<br />
broMarlonBr<strong>and</strong><strong>NoZe</strong><br />
Cast (in order of appearance)<br />
broKunt<strong>NoZe</strong>Kinte<br />
bro<strong>NoZe</strong>BeforeHoes<br />
broFatsDomi<strong>NoZe</strong><br />
bro<strong>NoZe</strong>Def<br />
bro<strong>NoZe</strong>potism<br />
broElectric<strong>NoZe</strong>aloo (6)<br />
broCliff’s<strong>NoZe</strong> (7)<br />
broFearAndNoZingInElmMott (8)<br />
Contact:<br />
therope<br />
<strong>Noble</strong> <strong>NoZe</strong> Brotherhood<br />
P.O. Box 612<br />
Elm Mott, TX 76640<br />
<strong>NoZe</strong>.Brotherhood@gmail.com<br />
<strong>The</strong>RopeAdvertising@hotmail.com<br />
www.<strong>The</strong><strong>NoZe</strong>.org<br />
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