ACT I EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY Stan, Kyle and Kenny are waiting for ...
ACT I EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY Stan, Kyle and Kenny are waiting for ...
ACT I EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY Stan, Kyle and Kenny are waiting for ...
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Indian!<br />
Cartman walks off.<br />
CARTMAN<br />
You know what I’m sayin’? Check you<br />
later, I’m gonna go chill with my dad.<br />
STAN<br />
Dude, we should be videotaping THIS!<br />
We could make ANOTHER ten thous<strong>and</strong><br />
dollars!<br />
Just then, <strong>Kenny</strong> manages to get the go cart running. It<br />
takes off at an amazing speed!<br />
<strong>Kenny</strong> is dragged behind it, holding desperately onto the<br />
cord.<br />
STAN AND KYLE<br />
HOLD ON KENNY!!!<br />
The go-cart runs wild up <strong>and</strong> down the street, though the<br />
trees, <strong>Kenny</strong> being dragged <strong>and</strong> beaten to a bloody pulp.<br />
Finally, after horrible bounces <strong>and</strong> bumps, the go-cart<br />
comes to a stop.<br />
<strong>Kenny</strong> manages to slowly sit up. He waves to <strong>Stan</strong> <strong>and</strong><br />
<strong>Kyle</strong>. He appears okay.<br />
KENNY<br />
Mrph mfrr mphr.<br />
Until a train runs him over going seventy.<br />
STAN<br />
Oh my God!! They’ve killed <strong>Kenny</strong>!!<br />
KYLE<br />
YOU BASTARDS!!!<br />
<strong>EXT</strong>. CHEF’S HOUSE - <strong>DAY</strong><br />
Cartman knocks on the door. Chef answers.<br />
Hello?<br />
Yo, pops.<br />
CHEF<br />
CARTMAN<br />
Cartman is st<strong>and</strong>ing there with his afro.<br />
CHEF<br />
Boy, what the fudge <strong>are</strong> you doing?!
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