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cart started?<br />

ANGLE - CARTMAN’S<br />

The boys watch on in disbelief.<br />

ANGLE - VIDEO SCREEN<br />

We again see the horrific dragging of <strong>Kenny</strong>. He stops on<br />

the train tracks, checks his head, then gets pummeled by<br />

the train.<br />

In the TV studio, the audience is laughing hardily.<br />

STAN<br />

Oh my God! They’ve videotaped killing<br />

<strong>Kenny</strong>!!!<br />

KYLE<br />

YOU BASTARDS!!!<br />

The audience is still laughing.<br />

BOB SAGET<br />

Now THAT’S what I call a joy ride!<br />

The audience laughs even harder.<br />

Applause.<br />

BOB SAGET<br />

And the winner is, naturally....<br />

‘little boy being hit by a train’!!<br />

INT. CARTMAN’S HOUSE<br />

STAN<br />

Dude! We LOST!!<br />

DAMMIT!!!<br />

KYLE<br />

CARTMAN<br />

I... AM... GOING... TO... FUCKING...<br />

KILL... YOU GUYS... SERIOUSLY...<br />

INT. T.V. STUDIO - <strong>DAY</strong><br />

BOB SAGET<br />

<strong>Stan</strong>d up <strong>and</strong> take a bow, Mr. Marsh.<br />

<strong>Stan</strong>’s gr<strong>and</strong>father st<strong>and</strong>s up in the crowd <strong>and</strong> waves.<br />

GRANDPA<br />

I won! I won!<br />

INT. CARTMAN’S HOUSE

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