ACT I EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY Stan, Kyle and Kenny are waiting for ...
ACT I EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY Stan, Kyle and Kenny are waiting for ...
ACT I EXT. BUSSTOP - DAY Stan, Kyle and Kenny are waiting for ...
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MS. CARTMAN (cont’d)<br />
Well what’s your question, hon?<br />
CARTMAN<br />
(Pissed)<br />
GOD DAMMIT!! Do I have a dad?!?!<br />
Oh...<br />
MS. CARTMAN<br />
CARTMAN<br />
I wanna know where I came from.<br />
MS. CARTMAN<br />
Oh... Hmmm... Well, you see, Eric,<br />
sometimes when a man <strong>and</strong> a woman <strong>are</strong><br />
attracted to each other, they want to<br />
be... CLOSE to each other.<br />
Uh-huh...<br />
CARTMAN<br />
MS. CARTMAN<br />
And, sometimes, the man puts his Hoo-<br />
Hoo Dilly in the woman’s Cha-Cha.<br />
Cartman tries to underst<strong>and</strong>.<br />
CARTMAN<br />
So, WHO put his Hoo-Hoo Dilly in your<br />
cha-cha?<br />
Cartman’s mother thinks.<br />
MS. CARTMAN<br />
Eric, the day I met your father, it<br />
was like magic... It was a beautiful<br />
autumn night, when the aspen trees<br />
were turning; At the twelfth annual<br />
drunken barn dance...<br />
<strong>EXT</strong>. LARGE BARN - NIGHT - 8 YEARS AGO<br />
A large barn with a banner that reads ‘Twelfth Annual<br />
Drunken Barn Dance’.<br />
From inside, music, screaming, laughing <strong>and</strong> crashing can<br />
be heard.<br />
INT. LARGE BARN - NIGHT<br />
Inside the barn is absolute chaos. People <strong>are</strong> singing,<br />
dancing, fighting... but most of all, drinking.<br />
Beer flows from huge steins, steel kegs, <strong>and</strong> glass<br />
bottles. Everyone is absolutely bombed.
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